Mrs Hinch #408 Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa and Inch haven’t got a clue

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WafflesAndPastry

WafflesAndPastry

They’ve done an awful lot of stupid stuff and usually I shake my head mutter “morons” to myself and move on, like the whole crushed up Oreo for mud and Cheerios for sand encouraging him to believe that mud and sand are both edible. But this whole real tit fake tit confusion they are causing him, encouraging him to play with it regardless but also the danger of playing with plastic bags! I can’t imagine who’d get involved if my daughter went to school and told her teachers “yeah at home I play with fake poo and polythene bags and bins”!
 
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rhc92

rhc92

I don’t know much about speech development other than what I learnt in English Language A Level and I don’t have children. However she obviously lied about Ronnie being able to speak months ago (can’t remember when but I feel it was pre pregnancy announcement). If he was speaking a few words then, I would have expected more by now. Instead we’ve just heard screaming or grunting. I know she lies about everything but think what help she would do to others by saying he was struggling with talking etc. She doesn’t even need to make a massive deal about it but just admit it.
 
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geordielass72

Fake poo and a wheelie bin. FOR A 2 YEAR OLD.
I just can't fathom. At all.
Kids are doomed.
And that dog. Never seen a larder lazier spaniel in my life. They're a bleeping disgrace the pair of them.
 
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LT2201

LT2201

Bogwoppit said:
Lazy bastard dog owners they really are, the money they have they can advertise for a dog walker, even the cling on niece could do it for some pocket money, that fat dog needs walking at least twice a day he won’t make it to his next birthday at this rate!

And as for Ron I don’t normally comment on him but that lad just looks so sad & withdrawn all the time, hardly smiles, looks like has the weight of the world on his shoulders, his imbecile parents need to encourage him not laugh at him.
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I genuinely don't understand how that dog can be in the state he's in. I think they're probably killing him with a mix of kindness by overfeeding him and sheer laziness. That dog must be absolutely crawling the walls with boredom, I'm genuinely shocked he's not destructive with it.
 
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bintanint

bintanint

SS is off to a friends hmmm 🤔
Is it or isn’t it, I bloody hope not!!
As for Inch 🙄 he’s really scraping the barrel for content isn’t he the silly bleeping fat lazy bastard 😤
 
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Proof8

I wish they would stop laughing at that sweet little boy. 💔
They really need to educated themselves.
 
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Sh1tRollsDownHill

Sh1tRollsDownHill

Great recap
"..and a pic of her cleaning sponge collection which she must have sent him when he texted her for a pic of her minky from the garage"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looking forward to seeing SS troll Hinch on her stories if she is off to see her! Everyone remembers the worm 😂
 
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Savannah_xx

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Mrs Hinch #408 - Plastic poo for Ronnie Roo, Sofa & Inch haven’t got a clue

Winning Thread Title by @HinchesSousChef

Quick Recap

Sophie came on the gram using her own account to post on Friday. She graced us with a weird, filtered to duck, video of herself and Lenor in the egg chair in which she continued to gaze adoringly at herself as she rocked in the chair. She looked like something out of one of those American daytime films on channel 5 were they’ve hired a psychotic nanny.
She then posted a photo on her story of Ronderella looking like a 90s boyband member in an oversized denim jacket, with his usually dead straight and flat hair curled to look very similar to Rex’s curls and Lonnie looking like a plastic doll because he was so filtered.

She was back on her stories on Monday to repost a post from the official England football team account. She never mentioned the Euros before this, never showed her or Ron getting excited for the match, nothing, but as usual seemed to take delight in everyone else’s misery and disappointment. She also failed to help raise any awareness of the vile comments directed at the young black players despite whinging she’s viciously trolled because someone doesn’t like her scrabbly nail extensions.

Her BFF Stacey Solomon’s fiancé Joe Swash posted a video of him feeding some alpacas, it’s unknown if this was a dig at Soph, who is obsessed with buying a huge house with grounds, just like Joe’s, in order to keep three alpacas.

Monday night and Inch was out in full force, something that’s not happened since Lenor’s conception and Freda Fiddle Fingers pool trips. He was posting a torrent of stories including one that showed Ronnie picking up plastic dog poo because it’s his favourite thing to do. No worries that he’s now going to walk along the road trying to touch real tit...

Outside of Castle Greyskull the little fella was shown at soft play and baby ballers, dad muttering “hilarious” and sniggering at him as he played. No hint of any fun or enjoyment on Ron’s little face, maybe if they stopped laughing at him it might help.

We were also treated to a photo of Soph, looking suspiciously more healthy than in her own photos, sitting on the sofa watching Ron and Len asleep on two cameras. Len shouldn’t be sleeping away from his parents at all at this point whether she’s got a camera on him or not. Inch posted this to tell us she’s an amazing mum. Evidence suggests otherwise.

Then there were photos of them at Freda Fiddle Fingers caravan, “selfies” supposedly taken by Ron as he tries to summon help on dad’s phone, pictures of her books in the bargain section of Tesco which makes the layabout loser “so proud” cos now he doesn’t have to work and a pic of her cleaning sponge collection which she must have sent him when he texted her for a pic of her minky from the garage.

Then there was the infamous garden centre bump video and a photo of Henry with Hinch which he took the piss out of because Henry is so overweight he has neck rolls, newsflash Jamie you fat twit, you also have neck rolls because you’re also overweight and you can’t blame having irresponsible, lazy owners who are neglecting your health and care on yours.

We were also treated to some scary fan art, a vomit inducing fan made montage video and various photos of her cheap tat homeware range to keep the sheep onside.

This morning he was back!
More Ronnie playing with plastic tit content. More mum and dad mocking him for putting his wellies on the wrong feet and laughing at every move he makes.
They also showed little Ronderella sweeping up and playing with a wheelie bin whilst Inch ironically sang “hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work we go” hmmm not for you for a very long time is it mate?

Then a video of Henry lazing about on some cushions with “this is how we do it” playing as the soundtrack. Yes, Inch, that is indeed how YOU do it.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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Great recap 💯👏
 
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readeronly4767

IrishCatlady said:
Shes actually lied and replied to a question saying He's talking perfectly fine thankyou🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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I brought up on here ages ago that my 21 month old has a delay (we’ve advised HV etc and have support!), but he’s been thriving since! I don’t shove a camera in his face to laugh manically at his every accomplishment. I talk to him, nurture him and be present!
(On a side note - imagine going for walks and Ronnie finding poo that others haven’t cleaned up? I just can’t believe what I’ve seen!!)
 
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Rw2000

Rw2000

rhc92 said:
I don’t know much about speech development other than what I learnt in English Language A Level and I don’t have children. However she obviously lied about Ronnie being able to speak months ago (can’t remember when but I feel it was pre pregnancy announcement). If he was speaking a few words then, I would have expected more by now. Instead we’ve just heard screaming or grunting. I know she lies about everything but think what help she would do to others by saying he was struggling with talking etc. She doesn’t even need to make a massive deal about it but just admit it.
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Exactly. And when she brought Lonnie home she took a picture of Ron in the garden looking in the pram and quoted Ron as saying “I’m just going to check on Len, mum”. Why lie?
 
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HinchesSousChef

HinchesSousChef

Actually she’s making such a fuss about getting ready I suspect it is a castle grey skull visit. I always looks forward to ss showing the tit hinch doesn’t want shown.

ETA - I wonder if Rex will play with the plastic poo. I wonder if the bouncy castle will be out. I wonder if ss will hold Lonnie and show that he’s actually 7 months old 😂
 
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