Mrs Hinch #404 - Jaymae’s doing the cleaning while Sopha’s doing the screaming
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Quick Recap - Soph has graced us with a Q&A
First up was a question from Soph to Soph about how Hen is coping with the arrival of Lenor. This was absolutely nothing to do with Tattle speculation that no one had seen him and that he may have tried to eat Stacey’s kid. Nothing. At. All.
Next Soph told us how pleased she is Ron and Len will be best friends and how she’s glad they have each other if anything happens to her. Cheerful little thing isn’t she?
No one has told her that sharing DNA does not automatically mean you’re BFFs for life.
Then she gave us a rundown of Len’s sleep routine. Apparently Ron won’t get off the karaoke and it’s keeping the kid awake. Naughty Ronnie, clearly it’s all his fault. (as usual).
She’s feeling like an “exhausted robot” and doesn’t even know who she is. Which means she’s like most of the population then.
We then had a retelling of a dramatic episode of Call The Midwife with her as the special guest star, she’s saving the full horror story for when Stacey has something going on.
Jamie is in charge of cleaning and she’s not done anything at all. He’s not up to her standards though apparently. Given we’ve seen her dust the bedside table with his dirty underwear one can only imagine what sort of a midden they’re living in. Clearly Soph only cleans if she’s being paid 24k.
She reassured her sheep that she’s still following them, watching their stories and looking at their tagged pictures of bottles of chemicals and glitter.
She can’t wait to clean her sink or washing machine. It’ll take you five minutes so get on with it.
She also thinks Ronnie and Lennie look the same, but different, but they both look like Jamie. Yeah, but no, but yeah.
Inch then decided to clean the washing machine for her in his best pink rubber gloves. You know the ones he’s usually wears when he’s faking her pre-records for her.
Oh and she’s going on holiday to a caravan park with the boys and then visiting her parents at a caravan park that’s close to them. Fly high Sophie Rose.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.