Mrs Hinch #404 Jaymae’s doing the cleaning while Sopha’s doing the screaming

[Henny Penny]

"At home with the Hinchcliffes" Would rather chew my arm off than watch that shite if it ever happened. Thank goodness she's just not ready guyyyysssshhhh.... I know exactly why she'd never do it..because then Rondon's delays would be up front and centre...and she's clearly very embarrassed about him as he's not perfect for her perfect Disney life.

I never thought of this, but probably! Any ‘at home with’ shows negatives as well as positives, yes you can edit but I suspect the producers want sone element of real- who wants to watch the perfect family getting everything right.

 

[Toomuchtat]

When the new sibling comes along and everyone starts giving you tit birthday and Christmas presents because they’re saving money for the special child

 

[Katlen12]

Screenshots or it never happened, hinch

 

[Danielle0120]

Same questions everytime. Holiday. Reality show. It'll be a house question next.... But her own show would last a episode...maybe 2. She hasn't got the personality to hold a show! And she defo hasn't been offered much

A mini wheelie bin though..... my kids love the bin men aswell... What kid doesn't? Haven't got them a bleeping bin for their birthday though

 

[bananabutter]

No Soph, Ronnie isn’t obsessed with bins, putting things away and tidying is just the only thing he knows how to do since he’s been able to stand up and the only thing you pay attention to him for……

 

[Yorkshirewife]

She has to throw in that ‘question’ every couple of months to seem like she’s in demand .. and always answers with the same tit about ‘not ready yet, not in my comfort zone’ bla bla bla. Goggle box will be perfect. They’ll gift her a new sofa to sit on. Watch TV, Laugh and giggle, eat crunky snacks and a fat dog on the other side of the sofa.. perfect for her and Jaymei. And no one asked that question about reality TV show. You asked yourself.

We have actually been asked to do this.... Yeah in your bleeping dreams you twit. Nobody has asked you, DON'T LIE

 

[allforthegram]

Whenever these scummy influenzas do a Q&A they literally answer every question that they have previously.
did Henry bite Rex?
Do you think the kids may inherit jimbobnojobs pre nose job nose?
Why do you claim to never use Botox?
do you really just hate each other and are contractually staying married?

either give us the good stuff or don’t bleeping bother

 

[Lilograce]

Pahahahahahaaaaa omg there is no way.....NO WAY that boring woman has been asked to do a show called at home with the hinchliffes. Boring with a capital B

 

[HinchesSousChef]

They got him a bin?
Hey I’m all for following my child’s schema and supporting it but I also like to ensure they have a broad range of toys that enable them to develop all skills. Maybe some new puzzles for Ronnie? Some of those lovely orchard games? Nope a bin.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Loads of tv opportunities guyssscch, christ imagine how boring it would be and all the duck ups!

 

[Needacuppa]

Woah... The threads are on fire... Cheers Sophaslob... Your interupting my work. You know actual grafting to pay the bills, not conning people and being a desperate dora!!

 

[Bogwoppit]

FML! She has bought her 2 yr old a bleeping wheelie bin? Is she feeling ok like seriously? It will end up with Polly at this rate down the tip!

 

[Autumnwitchxo]

Thought Ron was going to start nursey months ago or did I make that up?

 

[Savannah_xx]

When the new sibling comes along and everyone starts giving you tit birthday and Christmas presents because they’re saving money for the special child

Omg

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

It’s tufffffty binmannnzzz!! (his fave toy wasn’t the £170 digger he’s “obsessed” with then, nah? Oh.)

 

[Mees Granny]

Mr Inch makes my skin crawl! Everything about him is creepy! Live at Greyskulls was more entertaining when he hid in the background and we had Trace for lols

 

[MissPrint]

"At home with the Hinchcliffes" Would rather chew my arm off than watch that shite if it ever happened. Thank goodness she's just not ready guyyyysssshhhh.... I know exactly why she'd never do it..because then Rondon's delays would be up front and centre...and she's clearly very embarrassed about him as he's not perfect for her perfect Disney life.

Can you imagine how mundane and boring it would be? Plus people will think they’re watching in black and white.

 

[Savannah_xx]

Thought Ron was going to start nursey months ago or did I make that up?

That would actually do him the world of good. His talking might actually come on too, but I bet they wouldn't like that though, they like keeping him infantalised.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Did Inch just say goodnight after cleaning the washing machine? Pre record?
How dirty does her washing machine get? I can't remember the last time I cleaned mine and it's not as half a dirty as hers. The soap drawer was bogging

 

[Bluebell5]

Mrs Hinch #404 - Jaymae’s doing the cleaning while Sopha’s doing the screaming

Winning thread title by @MiaBinaryCode

Quick Recap - Soph has graced us with a Q&A

First up was a question from Soph to Soph about how Hen is coping with the arrival of Lenor. This was absolutely nothing to do with Tattle speculation that no one had seen him and that he may have tried to eat Stacey’s kid. Nothing. At. All.

Next Soph told us how pleased she is Ron and Len will be best friends and how she’s glad they have each other if anything happens to her. Cheerful little thing isn’t she?
No one has told her that sharing DNA does not automatically mean you’re BFFs for life.

Then she gave us a rundown of Len’s sleep routine. Apparently Ron won’t get off the karaoke and it’s keeping the kid awake. Naughty Ronnie, clearly it’s all his fault. (as usual).

She’s feeling like an “exhausted robot” and doesn’t even know who she is. Which means she’s like most of the population then.

We then had a retelling of a dramatic episode of Call The Midwife with her as the special guest star, she’s saving the full horror story for when Stacey has something going on.

Jamie is in charge of cleaning and she’s not done anything at all. He’s not up to her standards though apparently. Given we’ve seen her dust the bedside table with his dirty underwear one can only imagine what sort of a midden they’re living in. Clearly Soph only cleans if she’s being paid 24k.

She reassured her sheep that she’s still following them, watching their stories and looking at their tagged pictures of bottles of chemicals and glitter.

She can’t wait to clean her sink or washing machine. It’ll take you five minutes so get on with it.

She also thinks Ronnie and Lennie look the same, but different, but they both look like Jamie. Yeah, but no, but yeah.

Inch then decided to clean the washing machine for her in his best pink rubber gloves. You know the ones he’s usually wears when he’s faking her pre-records for her.

Oh and she’s going on holiday to a caravan park with the boys and then visiting her parents at a caravan park that’s close to them. Fly high Sophie Rose.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

I live for these recaps!!