Thank you
Thank you! So nice of you to that time to write it out
Thank youcc2 - cash cow 2
Inch - jaymehhh and his small penis
Ma Barker - Sophie’s mum AKA freda yahoo
Thank you! So nice of you to that time to write it outCheck out the wiki (pink button at the top) - happy reading and welcome @liv1234&
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch , Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Nigel - someone who works at the ASA.
I couldn’t help but notice her tshirtUgh I see cling on niece is back
Don’t want to defend but my baby’s cords have both fallen off within the first week.. CC2 is almost two weeks so would expect cord to be off by now.. can’t defend the way she’s put that nappy on so loosely though@HinchesSousChef I thought I was just on to something when I realised there was no sign of his cord and the fact his nappy is over his bellybutton, instead of folded below it.
Then Googled that it can fall off in 7-21 days so it wouldn’t be crazy for it to be off now.
Still...
Good sleuthing though!! I’d not even considered that. I’m not giving up@HinchesSousChef I thought I was just on to something when I realised there was no sign of his cord and the fact his nappy is over his bellybutton, instead of folded below it.
Then Googled that it can fall off in 7-21 days so it wouldn’t be crazy for it to be off now.
Still...
Incoming story about trolls then I reckon. Been a while since we have had a good old red eyed neck clawing pity me vid complete with tattle quotes of course.Latest person she’s followed says she’s an ambassador for mental health
She needs us to be able to see the blue line because that's part of the sales pitch for pampers newborn. Poor baby days old and already an ad.My god that nappy is hanging off him it's that full of weeand it isn't even on properly either, it's way too slack.
I'm not gonna say it's laziness, she just genuinely hasn't got a clue how to look after kids.
Because its set up for her to automatically comment, she'll have a list of accounts that she'll have automatic commenting on its all to increase her engagement.I buy this why else is she sendingto her she ignores 99.9% of tags/messages but noticed that one and responded
Sweet baby jayzus! Loo roll scented with chemicals. Definitely thrush inducing. There will be hoards of huns going round scratching their foof’s and suing the bog roll company for distress.
I feel like she’s trying to grow her brand but it’s not really taken off in the way she hoped. If she had released the clothing, home stuff and Rose Wonderland at the height of her popularity, then she may have been able to grow beyond cleaning.Not really sure what her account is now? Is she still on maternity and just posting every now and again to keep the sheep happy and the account ticking over? Puzzled
What the knock-off Essentials T-shirtI couldn’t help but notice her tshirt
Edited due to my spellingGot to say even if I still was a hincher ( shopper ) I’d be bored shitless she’s as dull as dishwater
I didn’t notice that she didn’t refer to his nose as a whole which is generally the way
I diddnt believe the whole moving thing but now I’m thinking it’s true. No jamie since the birth and she’s round mad masNot really sure what her account is now? Is she still on maternity and just posting every now and again to keep the sheep happy and the account ticking over? Puzzled
The thought of scented toilet paper makes me vag itchSweet baby jayzus! Loo roll scented with chemicals. Definitely thrush inducing. There will be hoards of huns going round scratching their foof’s and suing the bog roll company for distress.
Do you spray it with your mums perfume for when you have a nervous tummy?Good sleuthing though!! I’d not even considered that. I’m not giving up
Eta - both of my kids fell off quite quickly. Thank goodness. I found them a bit gross. Still kept them wrapped up in some tissue in a box though
I KNEW you were from the North East tooWHEEEYYYYY NORTH EAST BUDDDDDY
Isn't it shite
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