Mrs Hinch #399 Threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown

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Macklen83

She’s literally just sitting there waiting to breastfeed all day I think, whilst freda comes round with the odd tranquilliser dart and sopha makes demands from the settee “jay may get me my jug of spaghetti hoops I can’t move I’m breast feedin len. Jay May get me a commode I can’t move I’m breast feeding len. Jay May take the second born Rrrrronniemanzhansnomshadtuftzandfutz out so I can brrrrreast feed len”
 
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Lurker82

Latest person she’s followed says she’s an ambassador for mental health
 
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liv1234&

I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
 
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Carmina-Piranha

I read that in Grinch's voice the first time. But when I read it a second, it was Waynetta Slob
 
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dlevan

I kept thinking wtf is may supposed to mean... but Jay-MAY I get it. Took a minute
 
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MissBijou

I just saw this in MHMMDI, the comments are comedy gold, “thrush incoming”
 
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DevilwearsPrimark

First trip out with Ronnie and Lonnie according to her story yet less than an hour later on my stories came Ronnie in the soft play. Facts straight Sopha, facts straight A first trip is when you all leave together and go to the same place!
 
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MrsDon1

DevilwearsPrimark said:
First trip out with Ronnie and Lonnie according to her story yet less than an hour later on my stories came Ronnie in the soft play. Facts straight Sopha, facts straight A first trip is when you all leave together and go to the same place!
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Maybe she had to sit in the car to avoid getting mobbed by all her adoring fans.
 
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Katlen12

motherofdonkeys said:
I've just walked outside and come across fresh air, never seen any before, wow, it smells so clean and fresh, any ideas what I should do with it?
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You should bottle that stuff up, don’t want it running out when hinchers everyone else discovers it. You would make a mint

 
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Cleanfreak

liv1234& said:
I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
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Check out the wiki (pink button at the top) - happy reading and welcome @liv1234&
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch , Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Nigel - someone who works at the ASA.
 
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Blondesx40x

Mrs Hinch what are you good for?
Absolutely nothing!!
Best Mummaz
Cleaning
Cooking
Fish people
Tree people
Cauliflower cupcake monstrosity
Filtering your face to fuckery
Time is running out.. Tick tock
 
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RedRosed

Blondesx40x said:
Mrs Hinch what are you good for?
Absolutely nothing!!
Best Mummaz
Cleaning
Cooking
Fish people
Tree people
Cauliflower cupcake monstrosity
Filtering your face to fuckery
Time is running out.. Tick tock
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Growing tomatoes
Learning Spanish
Nailing “I’m thank you”
 
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Jdimlet

@HinchesSousChef I thought I was just on to something when I realised there was no sign of his cord and the fact his nappy is over his bellybutton, instead of folded below it.

Then Googled that it can fall off in 7-21 days so it wouldn’t be crazy for it to be off now.

Still...
 
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Mab1994

N0s3yr0s3y said:
Stacey Solomon showing her jumanji greenhouse & all soph could show was a tesco tomato
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Shhhhhhh our zoph is not "plant people" that is why.

liv1234& said:
I’m new here.. can someone please tell me what CC2 means, why Jamie is referred to as inch and why her mum is Ma Barker!
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Inch = well i guess his thingyyy is an inch long (his original nose wasn't though)

Cc2 = cash cow 2 aka lenor if maldon.

Because her mum fredayahoo is Freda Baker
 
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