Mrs Hinch #399 Threads are slowing down as new cleaning sensation takes her crown

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My second gained after birth rather than losing. He was BF and I’d only just stopped BF the first born. The midwife or whoever it is who does those initial checks said to me it wasn’t common for EBF babies to gain in the first week. Of course I was fully expecting him to have lost some weight so when I was told he had gained it was a pleasant surprise.
So whilst it’s absolutely possible to have gained in the first week when EBF somehow something doesn’t add up.
 
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I’d read that article. What kind of eejit swaps a Twix?
 
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The only thing that adds up is your theory
 
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More pre records no doubt
 
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An electric toothbrush on ur tit to help a blocked duct. Ffs iv heard it all now

Why is little Ronnie in a furry jacket when the weather is so hot? Or does the village of Maldon have its own climate
Its a pre record from winter no doubt
 
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She wouldn’t bring out an app. It would be blatantly plagerism of the TOMM app. And we know Soph never copies other people’s work and passes it off as her own!
 
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Have to admit, Ronnie is growing up to be such a cutie! His little curls are adorable.
 
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Funniest thing I've read today that they didn't want photo shoots etc. They weren't asked. That is patently obvious. They'd have jumped at the cash.
ETA the use of the word exclusive is making it even more try hard.
 
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I’m not following and putting money in her pocket for advertising- why do they use so much excessive product to clean anything- there needs to be a new person who cleans and is not constantly advertising.
I think the excessive amount of product is because
1. These stupid influencers get sent a cupboard full of free product so they don't care about wasting it
2. They encourage the shoppers to copy them and use an excess amount, so they'll get through product quicker and spend more

The new kid on the block adding boiling water to zoflora... Fucking influencers
 
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Thank god they got artificial grass or we’d see that poor kid mowing the lawn by the end of the week. Isn’t he allowed actual toys? Mops, brushes, hose pipes. I know kids like to help round the house but seriously it’s ridiculous.
 
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I agree with the mops and brushes, but I used to bloody love being allowed to use the hose pipe when I was little. I bet he saw Jamie using it and wanted a go haha!
 
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I live 20 mins from her. Fucking roasting mate, deffo not wooly jacket weather. Bet she’s got her shoulder out
TBF, he’s probably just left the house and she’ll have the heating cranked up to 35 degrees. Poor Rennie would catch a chill outside if he wasn’t layered up!
 
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I agree with the mops and brushes, but I used to bloody love being allowed to use the hose pipe when I was little. I bet he saw Jamie using it and wanted a go haha!
I know mine like to play with it but they play, they don’t go round like Alan Titchmarsh. Everything he does has to be on brand to her page.
 
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He is a cutie, when mine were given a hosepipe the first thing they did was turn it on me or their dad and soak us. To be fair they'd still do it now given the chance x
 
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Jamie-boy not allowed a look in???
It's so odd he's his baby too - don't think there have been any stories where he is holding the baby it's always her it's almost like he's served his purpose for now and he'll be required once again when Lennie won't just lay quietly in her arms anymore!!!
 
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Ron’s very cute with his nose bless. We’ve not seen the garden tombstone/ azaylia plant in recent weeks
 
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