I thought the same as I had done this in August last year ( my parents had to watch our son and dog for two days while I was in hospital being induced and the hospital’s policy was husband was allowed with me but he wasn’t allowed to leave at all until the baby had arrived, once you were in you couldn’t get outSo she's obviously not being induced today so wtf was her mum round IN THE HOUSE??!!!!!
No explanation and she must have had dozens of messages regarding this??!!! Have I missed something
I pucked all down my partner who was sliding round in vom telling me to push. And i was saying 'have you seen that Maralin Monroe, have you seen the way she walks?' lolI’m absolutely certain that the only thing pethidine is for is to make you sick and give the midwives some form of entertainment. I went from hurling and then laughing to talking shit and slurring like a drunk teenager within 30 minutes.
And on top like you would use them more oftenWhy does one need dried cranberries with the ear buds?
I did a poo that my partner caught in his bare hands then threw up and told him to stop humming. It turns out there was someone drilling outside. Oh the joys of child birth.I pucked all down my partner who was sliding round in vom telling me to push. And i was saying 'have you seen that Maralin Monroe, have you seen the way she walks?' lol
What is that monstrosity on wheels? It is absolutely hideous and tacky, but what do you expect from that classless chav?..Suddenly hit a pregnancy wall? She hit that 11 months ago didn’t she.
Fester on your manky sofa me duck with some Pringles and tattle and rest up, cleaning those 3 windows this week and washing the swathes of lace on Damiens possessed fugly cot on wheels not wheels must have been exhausting for you.
That’s the thing - some of the nursery items are really expensive but don’t look that nice. We live in The real housewives of Cheshire area and believe me it’s all designer gear and plastic faces which cost a fortune but look hideous!What is that monstrosity on wheels? It is absolutely hideous and tacky, but what do you expect from that classless chav?..
You only have to see Jamie's performance at the garden centre to know he's an absolute bellend. When Ronnie touched the breast of the naked lady ornament, he said something along the lines of "go and touch the other jug". Poor lad is exploring and good for him, that's what children do.Why is she so hysterical about Ronnie looking for a penis on his doll? It's perfectly normal for children of that age to start becoming aware of their bodies. Mine regularly tells me all about his willy and looks for mine if he's in the bathroom while I'm having a pee. I just tell him no mummy doesn't have a willy, mummy has a vagina, because it's a totally normal thing.
Well she has to fund McHunch farm somehow.I might be in my own here but does anyone else think she is almost leading her followers to think “Hinch Farm” may be some sort of accessible petting zoo type thing?
obs, we all know it won’t be, I just kind of feel that’s the angle it’s taking when she mentions it
Sad to see Ronald McHinchFarm Donald has no interest in his own mother, it would break my heart
And in the next room we have the wonderful Janine modelling his yellow marigoldsWell she has to fund McHunch farm somehow.
She would make more by letting the Huns come and pay to look at her through a glass wall than she does on sponsorship deals as it is
Imagine Hinch Safari Park.
"Oh look there's Sopha Rose, in her natural state, hiding behind the window cleaning the already clean window"
All these pethidine stories are hilarious. I also vommed all over the floor and was in and out of sleep the whole time. I always thought it was the gas and air that made me high as a fucking kite but I’m guessing it was the pethidine! I remember one of the midwives on duty was one of my mum’s work friends and when she asked if I remember her I said I don’t even know who the fuck I am at the momentI did a poo that my partner caught in his bare hands then threw up and told him to stop humming. It turns out there was someone drilling outside. Oh the joys of child birth.
All these pethidine stories are hilarious. I also vommed all over the floor and was in and out of sleep the whole time. I always thought it was the gas and air that made me high as a fucking kite but I’m guessing it was the pethidine! I remember one of the midwives on duty was one of my mum’s work friends and when she asked if I remember her I said I don’t even know who the fuck I am at the moment
ETA - it also didn’t seem to relieve
any pain for me either. Just made me off my rocker.
Made me violently ill... and I was convinced I’d given birth to an alienAll these pethidine stories are hilarious. I also vommed all over the floor and was in and out of sleep the whole time. I always thought it was the gas and air that made me high as a fucking kite but I’m guessing it was the pethidine! I remember one of the midwives on duty was one of my mum’s work friends and when she asked if I remember her I said I don’t even know who the fuck I am at the moment
ETA - it also didn’t seem to relieve
any pain for me either. Just made me off my rocker.
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