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Yeah that made zero sense. Beautiful sunny day ( chuckling it down up here sadly) I HAD to hang mine inside ( on my regular fold up dryer)Yesterday’s story where she is hanging up her washing in the spare room and saying how she can’t wait to eat pizza (whatevs) - she pans to the window and it is GLORIOUS sun outside. Shes a fruit loop hanging her clothes indoors when the suns shinhng
This needs to be the next title. Hands down.new thread suggestion:
Big bump, little bump, cardboard box, big bump, little bump, cardboard box...
Are my eyes dreaming or are we back to the white nails? Haha can’t see no mint green thereShe claws Ron's hair exactly the same as chicken strips ....only not as lovingly
So glad she’s been sensible enough to do this, hope she’s okMy daughter is a new mummy and has recently deleted all of her social media accounts due to the fact she was watching these new sleb and insta mums show off what they are trying to portray as real but really a staged set trying to sell you tit and exploit you. It was making her feel awful about herself an mixed with hormones it’s a recipe for self loathing and feelings of failure. She was up showering at 5.30am or she wouldn’t get the chance to wash. Yet these girls are film set ready and their babies snuggled up in the latest high end bouncers and gifted prams. She was so low about how she was lacking in comparison she was spiralling into a dark hole.
I am so proud of her for realising it’s all FAKE and they are sell sell selling. It’s rubbing salt in the wounds when you naturally don’t know if you’re on your arse or your elbow.
Please any new mummy’s or mums to be, step away from these platforms, seek real advice from health professionals, family and friends, not these soul sucking demons.
Here endeth the lesson xxx
I just crack up everytime I see your profile pic- I lavvve iTTTTHas she had him/her/twins/triplets/the alpaca yet? I mean who even knows what’s gonna come out of there
Hinch take the money and run - we’re all bored of you hun!
She literally lives in her own world. She’s so numb to everything around her if it isn’t benefiting her some how. You’re so right. Shes so lucky and she doesn’t even know it! Moaning all the time, prancing around doing tit all..Can’t speak for Jamie Soph, but I can confirm you are very annoying.
And yes, having another baby is an adjustment, especially for the other little ones, but you are in a better position than most to navigate this. Two parents at home, mum constantlyinterferinghelping. roof over your head,junkfood in your tummies, and zero money worries to distract you from the joy of your expanding family.
Or is your real worry that your popularity is going to plummet and your comfy lifestyle will no longer be funded by your sheep?
Get your bingo dabbers ready guyzzz.
That story of herscrapingstroking Ron's head is here for her to make a message montage full of "you'll be a wonderful mum Sophie , you and Henry have the perfect marriage, can't wait to see your new puppy" "I love Ron like he's my own. If he doesn't like the new baby I am a 'Ronnie person' so ill rehome him" etc. With all the same grammatical mistakes we usually see! Heck I've got time to myself this morning. Might make one up for us