Mrs Hinch #389 Coming soon: The Alpacalypse. You have been warned

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ChunkyMonkey90

She better hide those nails then
 
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motherofdonkeys

I heard she's been sat on that sofa so long, she's got wedged down the crack between the cushions. Ron's at Ma's, Jamie's using his 'resistant' bands in the garage and has turned the music up so loud he can't hear her yell. Henry would help, but he can't be arsed moving.
 
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HinchesSousChef

Let’s be real she’s been up all night and busy all morning trying to read her Alpaca book. Sound it out Soph. Sound it out. No don’t give up. Try again. You nearly had it! Shall we look those big words up in the dictionary together? That’s right. We’re all learning.
 
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Sausage90

He'll be here by Friday, 7pm guyz for maximum engagement. Little Johnnie Bon Jovi Hinch

Do they do a Ladybird Early Readers Alpaca book?
 
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Dexy

For the love of god, Jesus, Mary and the wee Alpaca let it be tonight …
 
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Hilopicklelo

Funny how she's suddenly happy to announce she's due any moment. Has she realised that she's run out of content and people are getting bored and not interacting.

I don't think even a baby or house move will save her now. People will be interested to see his face/name and then the new house and then it will be back to not caring.
 
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HereForTheComments456

How does she know the baby is gonna be here any day now? Babies come on their own schedule. Also why didn’t Jamie take the dog? He could do with a walk.
 
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jiggy_girl

Something doesn't add up with Inch leaving her when she's days away from giving birth, surely even for a couple of hours... But what would make sense is leaving mum and newborn and taking the toddler out of the house for a couple of hours? Everything just seems fishy
 
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Dexy

this.
 
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HinchesSousChef

That’s if she’s allowed to be left alone yet. I still never believe her when she claims to be alone. Someone always babysitting her.
 
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