Mrs Hinch #388 While Soph is giving Orla root rot, son number three is asleep in his cot!

[Dezzie]

So “apparently” she is sooooo very close to giving birth but it putting on false eyelashes that will last days and days?? I can’t think of anything worse than having all that shit stuck to my eyes in labour! Clean and comfy was all I wanted (25 years ago last time I did it so maybe things have changed?)

I know!! It must have changed so much I had a C section 15 years ago and wasn’t even allowed nail varnish

 

[Hann98]

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these are from my local Tesco last week I thought it was supposed to be sold out. They have had plenty of stock the last few weeks I’ve done my food shop

Same as my Tesco!!

 

[Libbylulu]

So is his name Ron, Ronnie or Roo

 

[Rearviewmirror]

Why would you have a baby bouncer out if the baby hasn’t been born yet...posted on her stories this morning

I’ve been wondering this too. There’s a high chair for a baby there too. Ronnies is on the other side of that room. Who knows what the score is

 

[peekaboo2]

This has really tickled me I wonder what she thinks when she sees this

 

[#giftednotanad]

Bit Kate to the party but aren't those old nails too? From earlier?

The bloody death filter

 

[Lurker82]

Not to defend her But my son is due in May and i was 21 weeks when i had my NHS scan on 29th Dec, so technically if she's due now/in the next week or so when she posted that she will have been JUST over 20 weeks

That makes sense, could be that then. Just the way she made a point of saying it you’d think she was weeks/months ahead

 

[debsfromessex]

Let’s see your ‘new’ nails with the moving bump, hinch. A moving bump mean nothing love, could have been filmed 5 months ago 🥱

Conveniently covering her hands, until the next story with henners, trying to make out like they are all filmed today! If he was lying where he is, then you would be lying on him hinch! Nothing is real with her.

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Babies normally go quiet just before labour starts, so don’t think it will be tonight

 

[Blondesx40x]

Th

A gift that keeps on giving, our sofa!
Can't remember the last time I've cringed so hard

. thanks, I've pinched this for my Profile pic, hope that's OK? X

 

[Whitelilac]

Hasn't read here since 1066 but 2 days after cleaning kitchen windows is mentioned, there she is.

No Hinch, we need tips on cleaning the ones behind the sink. Pop it in your diary for when you are allowed inside Ma Barkers

 

[Missymoo92]

Fuck off chicken strip
How about some pics of your actual son!!

But he's her furrst born sun bruvv him Ronnie roo are best bruvvas

 

[chili14]

The Roo logo / branding that’s been noted. With the oo’s joined does anyone else think CC2 could begin with O? This would mean she joins their names end / start. Or am I reading too much into it?

 

[Earnshawbaby79]

Did you mention them going there for a sunday roast a few days ago?

Oh yeah... I thought they went there every Sunday for a roast... Hmmmm LIES!!!

 

[Quiet Observer]

I know!! It must have changed so much I had a C section 15 years ago and wasn’t even allowed nail varnish

Still the same now. No nails, tan, makeup etc

 

[BabyOctopus]

This made me chuckle as I'm a clinical coder and no way did I expect to see ICD10 mentioned on hinchs thread

I used to be a clinical coder absolutely loved it, had to leave for health reasons but definitely want to go back to it

 

[easeypeasey]

I see she got the Dyson Airwrap, after her being on the beg for a freebie all that time ago (top right hand corner)View attachment 565190

I don't remember if it was gifted, ofif she showed it as gifted but she's definitely used it before...... On Henry, after his barth

 

[Poppywell]

Announcement today I reckon her story is just that little loading in the middle this morning

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I think it is Astro. Looks too tidy to not be.

 

[princessconsuela]

I actually want to try them lashes however how would this not make sense.. you put them under your own lashes a 4 year old could figure that

 

[9Pine]

Starting to wonder if shes already moved in..

Or more accurate ‘Cackle’.