Mrs Hinch #376 Hinch podcast going down the pan, so she’s had to invite her nan

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Ok I’m now thinking she’s not had the baby - I think she’s had all these pre records from the end of last year and so that she doesn’t have to worry about following the correct order - she’s just covered her bump in 99% of them, or what was a bump at that point. She’s absolutely 100% trolling us.
 
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On New Years Day she said she had less time to go than half way. So let’s say she was 21 weeks. If you count back this also conveniently falls in place with the MAP story. That would mean the anti d injection was correct at March 1st that’s bang on 29 weeks when it’s usually given. So assuming that this ( today ) would be her 36th week. 40weeks would give us a due date of around 23rd May. Since she’s being induced I’d imagine they’d want her booked in a week before this all being well. I’m guessing induction week of 10th May - baby arrives some time that week. ( watch like a hawk this week lol )
Also in the article she did it said she was due late spring - that is classed as May.

It’s just because the prerecords are all over the show that it gets confusing.

Dear god this has been the longest pregnancy ever and we’ve only know about half of it! 🤣
You have 2 anti d injections in pregnancy. One at 28 weeks and one at 34 weeks. Then another one straight after birth if your baby has rhesus positive blood :)
 
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Watch her address this in the morning after she has her morning read here 🙄
I think she will address the George Floyd murder verdict with a random inspirational quote that doesn’t make any sense, probably about mean people getting what they deserve so she can also turn it around to mean trolls and herself. Because let’s face it she doesn’t do anything unless it benefits her.
 
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What blood disorder does she actually have? Just curious. I had anti d when I was pregnant also.
 
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I see that Zoflora has had a packaging rebrand.. Wonder if she will do a story about it 🤔
 
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What blood disorder does she actually have? Just curious. I had anti d when I was pregnant also.
She has an inherited clotting disorder called Factor V Leiden which can be a problem during pregnancy causing blood clots
 
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Evening, sorry if this theory has been thrown out there before but I have a theory re: the N Dubz content. I think she’s doing it in a futile attempt to hide her tattle threads in search engines.

Often on social media when she comes up and trolls / bullying comes up, Hinch Skeptics tell people to Google her name and Tulisa / N Dubz to see the screengrab of her Instagram where she compared a photo of her to a not very attractive Pokémon. Not good for the queen of Maldon!

now how could Hinch bump these threads down the Google listings and prevent her shoppers from finding them using a casual Google? Easy! Continue to “bring N Dubz back” and share the messages that fans/Fredagmail send her saying how much they love N Dubz, then wait for the red tops to post a few online articles about how the Hinch army are loving your recent N Dubz obsession.

just like when Jeffree Star named his dog ‘Drama’ and made a lipstick called ‘Problematic’ to manipulate search rankings. She’s up to something with this.
How devious of her, I'm almost impressed! I doubt she thought that up though if that's her intention.
 
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After watching last nights stories I would like to ask her a genuine welfare question... are you okay Sophie? Of course it I did ask her I would be blocked because she doesn't like to be anything but perfect, which could be really damaging for her and her family.

If I was one of her friends I would be straight on the phone after seeing a story like that to check in. She needs to take a proper break where she completely switches off which includes avoiding tattle.
 
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If you google Mrs Hinch Tulisa the results are pretty damning for her....
She better get miming the entire ndubz back catalogue to cover that lot😂 I don't think that'll even help, she might need to go into solo stuff too😂
 
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Ok I’m now thinking she’s not had the baby - I think she’s had all these pre records from the end of last year and so that she doesn’t have to worry about following the correct order - she’s just covered her bump in 99% of them, or what was a bump at that point. She’s absolutely 100% trolling us.
Such odd content to pre record don’t you think. Cleaning content aside - which is absolutely minimal. The rest of her content is just Ronnie toddling about. Or the dog sleeping. You can understand adverts being pre recorded. They need to be checked by brand etc - even though im shocked they find her content acceptable.
However the “fillers” in between the ads? The morning routines, the trips to the park, the occasional cooking,etc etc. Why does that have to be pre recorded? What does she have to gain from that?
i know it makes the adverts stand out and seem unnatural if there’s no continuity between her filler content and her ad content but it simply Proves her account is nothing more than a shopping channel. The exploitation of her child/ren within that context is absolutely appalling.
At the heart of it I think she is ultimately incredibly lazy. She wants the money, the fame, the glory without having to work for it. She wastes her platform. She fails to develop as a content creator in order to stay relevant or maintain engagement.
shes in panic mode this week for sure. The begging for engagement with polls and rhetorical questions. The mania of last nights gretel display - rolling out something that used to work for her- “quirky fun Mrs Hinch has us in stitches over her N Dubz impression”.
she knows her popularity is waning yet doesn’t actually do anything about it properly. It would be so easy to creste some content on “post lockdown life”-how to organise your car ready for all those trips you’re going to be taking; re organise your wardrobe for getting back out there; get your garden guest ready;bloody garden snacks ffs; she can even prance about doing her make up if she likes; she could have tapped into pregnancy exercise at home - gentle yoga exercises; preparing for life with 2 under 2 - batch cooking; getting activities ready now And organising them in packs that are ready to grab and go for when baby is here; creating a big boy room for Ronnie; organising a play room or play area; how she keeps garden toys clean; raising issues of mental load; raising awareness of pregnancy related issues
Blimey I could go on and on and on.
instead it’s another day in grey skull castle where she buys some more tat and half arsed shows it. Gushes thanks for everyone licking my arse.
wipes a clean surface
Passive aggressive quote aimed at tattle
Goodnight - everyone (yes even you tattlers cos I’m so kind and pure)
Repeat Infinitum.
I went off on one. Sorry 😂😂
 
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Such odd content to pre record don’t you think. Cleaning content aside - which is absolutely minimal. The rest of her content is just Ronnie toddling about. Or the dog sleeping. You can understand adverts being pre recorded. They need to be checked by brand etc - even though im shocked they find her content acceptable.
However the “fillers” in between the ads? The morning routines, the trips to the park, the occasional cooking,etc etc. Why does that have to be pre recorded? What does she have to gain from that?
i know it makes the adverts stand out and seem unnatural if there’s no continuity between her filler content and her ad content but it simply Proves her account is nothing more than a shopping channel. The exploitation of her child/ren within that context is absolutely appalling.
At the heart of it I think she is ultimately incredibly lazy. She wants the money, the fame, the glory without having to work for it. She wastes her platform. She fails to develop as a content creator in order to stay relevant or maintain engagement.
shes in panic mode this week for sure. The begging for engagement with polls and rhetorical questions. The mania of last nights gretel display - rolling out something that used to work for her- “quirky fun Mrs Hinch has us in stitches over her N Dubz impression”.
she knows her popularity is waning yet doesn’t actually do anything about it properly. It would be so easy to creste some content on “post lockdown life”-how to organise your car ready for all those trips you’re going to be taking; re organise your wardrobe for getting back out there; get your garden guest ready;bloody garden snacks ffs; she can even prance about doing her make up if she likes; she could have tapped into pregnancy exercise at home - gentle yoga exercises; preparing for life with 2 under 2 - batch cooking; getting activities ready now And organising them in packs that are ready to grab and go for when baby is here; creating a big boy room for Ronnie; organising a play room or play area; how she keeps garden toys clean; raising issues of mental load; raising awareness of pregnancy related issues
Blimey I could go on and on and on.
instead it’s another day in grey skull castle where she buys some more tat and half arsed shows it. Gushes thanks for everyone licking my arse.
wipes a clean surface
Passive aggressive quote aimed at tattle
Goodnight - everyone (yes even you tattlers cos I’m so kind and pure)
Repeat Infinitum.
I went off on one. Sorry 😂😂
You are so right ... just pure laziness
 
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I’m speechless at how low she has stooped - Azalyia plant.

Stop making this about you Hinch
 
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If she’s doesn’t laugh at this when she’s looking for her content ideas then there’s seriously something wrong with her 😂
I’ve just spat tea everywhere
 
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I’m speechless at how low she has stooped - Azalyia plant.

Stop making this about you Hinch
Just came to say this. How does she manage make everything about her. She’s absolutely disgraceful.
 
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Oh give over. Please stop piggybacking on baby A and making it all about you. Leave them alone!
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Why does she bother writing “Ron mummy loves you the world” as if Ronnie aged nearly two will pick up Instagram and see it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Tell your child you love him instead of writing a story on Instagram ffs
It is also the most illiterate sentence I’ve ever heard 😂
 
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