Mrs Hinch #374 RIP Flip & Flop, not grey or #gifted so they got the chop

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The olive tree will be moved very soon I guarantee it as that soil is going to be everywhere

1. It's definitely too full, I am a bugger for this with outdoor plants as I think it looks nicer. And then I water them, and no matter how careful I am, the soil flows over the top making everything look a fucking shite mess and I never learn my lesson.

2. Monty Ron Don will play in it. Can't find me a toddler on the planet that won't be tempted to have a little play in a big pot of soil that hes already been allowed to 'play' with during the planting process.

3. I have a dickhead dog that occasionally like to snack on soil out of my indoor pots and then I find soil scattered around the living room, wiped off his chops onto the rug, on the sofa (please judge guys, I judge myself ) and Henry is Captain Dickhead so will most likely be straight in there getting mouthfuls ready to spread around the house.
 
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Surprised the social weren't waiting at the hospital door for me cos I had to rake through my £25 Amazon nappy bag(totally recommend if anyone's looking for one, has a bottle warmer in it, bet your fancy cath kidston one doesn't have that Hinchy)
 
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Are we going to see a handful of Tesco homegrown olives in the next few weeks that she’s bought harvested?
 
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I think one of the T's are imminent; trollz tantrum or tot incoming as SS has just wiped the floor with her in new post on blue bog. I can smell the fear and desperation as her last post of ghastly grey toot didn't exactly break the Internet
 
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Her comment all about herself as per on Solomon’s bog picture “if I’m honest” well that would be a fucking first wouldn’t it miraculous, actually.
 
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I am your age with a 21 year old and I have said exactly the same thing so many times. So glad that the internet didn’t exist when my son was born. None of my friends had kids at the time so there was no one else to compare to, no Mumsnet, no Facebook, no Instagram, no one saying “my baby does this” or “your baby should be doing that”. It was a truly wonderful time.
 
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I think one of the T's are imminent; trollz tantrum or tot incoming as SS has just wiped the floor with her in new post on blue bog. I can smell the fear and desperation as her last post of ghastly grey toot didn't exactly break the Internet
exactly, you know you’re becoming irrelevant when people would rather look at someone’s bog than your new Merchandise
 
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I'm a birth worker and I came to say exactly this. She's an "influencer" with a huge reach and should know better. Seeing as it's illegal in the UK to advertise first stage formula you'd think she might watch her step a bit. How many first time mums won't feed their babies the colostrum they need because they saw this misinformation posted so brazenly? Bellend.
 
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