Rattled her bones!! I fucking love you tattlers!!
Rattled her bones!! I fucking love you tattlers!!New theory alert! She's just showed Ronnie's scans and the test she used for him because we NEVER SEE the "mums name, hospital, date of scan" transcript on the top of the scans (although I do understand she would want the hospital she's using to be private. She's interacted with her "fans" she knows they are capable of any sort of abnormal stalkerish behaviour)
"You won't believe how far along I am" because Jamie had only dismounted 24 hours earlier and no one would believe she was announcing a day after Janine rattled her bones.
The baby isn't here. Cos she's due MID SEPTEMBER
New borns don't do a lot do they? So she's going to use one of those creepy dolls. Althoooough this doesn't bide with our "she will say the baby was born later than it was so she can pretend all milestones are being hit early and he's perfikkkt theory (which is by far my favourite "she's had the baby already theory) @HinchesSousChef help me out here hun!
P.s. I've had one can of mojito and I'm full of that Friday feeling. This is mostly tongue in cheek and satire!
Let’s hope she don’t name the new one kangaYes she has, but it feels very forced. It reminds me of Winnie the Poo.
So just had a google and came across this. Not sure if this is her way of inadvertently trying to telling us something.
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Robbie was my guess for a name for cc2.Let’s hope she don’t name the new one kangaView attachment 532534
Ffs who do they think you were talking about, hardly a list like she likes to make out, I bet she’s told em to stay quietNice change of clothes for an evening walk. Also - i messaged claremontgardencentre to see if soph had stopped off there today, this was their response. I guess we’ll never know
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Forgot about that. It was gross and she redid the colours on it. 🥸Wonder if she will give the new baby cuddle clock or whatever that creepy clock teddy was called. For how much fuss she made before giving it Ronnie, we never see it
Yeah and for baby 3 I didn’t even make it to the hospital. Not sure if I even had a bag doneAfter the first one don’t most people just stroll in with some Lidl own brand nappies and some giant pants??!
Nope, tbh that's the least of it. I was in for 3 days post c section and I wasn't even able to wash and apart from some cereal in the morning and half a disgusting ready meal mid afternoon I didn't get any food. I don't know how I would have coped if I was on my own.No NHS doesn't provide baby clothes!
She wrote in one of her many books a baby bag list and put butter on it so that the first toast after having the baby tastes of home!!?????Can someone explain the butter thing to me please?
Can someone explain the butter thing to me please?
It's a hospital bag essential don't you know? Grinch listed it as one of her must haves in her book, for that "taste from home".Can someone explain the butter thing to me please?
Fucking hell, why did i even ask?!She wrote in one of her many books a baby bag list and put butter on it so that the first toast after having the baby tastes of home!!?????
Or, if you are a fanny like me, and you forget take the baby's bag with youYou don’t get given onsies in the UK. You being in your own babygros, nappies etc. I’m sure they would provide them if you went into spontaneous labour and had nothing with you. But it’s not usual here
When she wrote her first book she mentioned going into hospital to have Ron and recommended to take your own butter for on your toast so it’s a taste of home.Can someone explain the butter thing to me please?
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