Mrs Hinch #340 Ron standing on the bog. Hinch busy snogging the dog

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I’m disabled and my physio told me about lists for the day so I don’t beat myself up too much. I have to admit I fell in the Hinch bucket and ‘treated’ myself to her list book but I’m sure as shit don’t write I made meals, but given they are sometimes the only thing I can do for myself on bad days, maybe I should... pretty sure she’d add ‘make list’ if she could!

As for colouring in those dick’ead hearts...and getting it wrong!
She wants one of these bad bois. I guarantee if you don’t have one you need one! They are the funniest thing on a shitty day.

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Literally dying at these comments and dying that she got out that big art set just to colour in the hearts of her hinch book and tries to pretend she isn't still advertising her crap. Even at this time of day. Go and have a cold bath and cuddle up to your husband instead and think about how you can better your life, Ron's life and poor fat dogs life tomorrow, maybe start by telling budgie face Tom Hardy to get off his bum and get to work because he's not getting a role on towie now at his age.
 
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I have 4 boys, she has no idea what she has ahead of her lol!! Everytime we go walking at the minute they have to strip as soon as they get into the house!!!
 
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Congratulations! Enjoy your deep rest, I assume you will travel from 1 holiday cottage to another?
 
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Has she deleted the clip of Ronnie beeping the horn ? I saw it earlier but it seems to have gone
Edited to say my bad it was further back than I looked
 
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I was down the cleaning aisle with my dad today at the supermarket and he said he could do with a bottle of Zoflora. We'll I couldn't help myself. There were a few people around and I said loudly,
"do y'know what dad? People actually buy and collect Zoflora. Like proper hoard it in cupboards. All because some woman called Mrs Hinch uses it so people buy tons of the stuff."
He looked at me and said, "fook me, it's a disinfectant ain't it? Why on earth would people do that?"
"Because dad, they are simpletons who are obssesed with all the cleaning shit she promotes."
Dad muttered "I ain't no cleaning lunatic." and put the bottle back!!!!!!!
 
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Oh Fanny I hear ya girl! I will donate her a spare set of natural extensions and I don’t care if she looks after them as I just want my hair cut our hairdressers are not opening until May and perhaps as late as June
 
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Haha I have one of those swear one's, it's ace!!! Better than her tada list shit.
 
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Looks to me like he lay/knelt down on the grass...she screeched 'Muummmaaazzzzz, nooooo!' at him so Jaymehh picked him up and plonked him on a bench for a photo. Fun times.
 
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She can’t be considered a good cleaning woman if she washes her shitty baby grows in the kitchen sink sorry still haven’t got over that
 
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