Mrs Hinch #329 To the sheep spying the Hinch thread, Soph buys bots cos her content's dead

[mgh727]

I remember her saying they tried putting the cameras through the letter box and kept thinking, does she know how big a camera is unless she’s got a massive hole in her door I highly doubt their tried shoving their £400 + camera through a z listers letter box ffs

They tried putting cameras through her letterbox? Theyre lined with that fur/bristle stuff to stop a draft, what a load of wank

 

[notanothergrammer]

She's dried up quicker than a nun's chuff and she really has nothing left to give, absolutely nothing and she knows it, baby #2 will fill the content for as long as she can drag it out, more shitty weaning stuff, more small business gifted outfits a few pampers ads and then another Ron size toddler to do a morning montage, Ron starts Nursary/School and Sopha is done and unless she fires out a 3rd She's finished for good.

Thread Suggestion: Soph hit 4million bot by bot, Cleanfluencer stopped cleaning and just covers the grot

 

[HannahF]

Did i really just read the following on her tadaa/to do list
- make breakfast
- Served lunch
- cooked dinner
- faffed around
?????!????
Like really, surprise she hasnt put, went for a poo x, went for a wee x5, scratched my backside, spent stupid amount of time writing a list instead of playing with my kid

 

[alba24]

the bots aren’t bothered about your shower soph

just because x

 

[londonlife24]

I don’t get when she shows Ron the pic and she says ‘mumma’ and ‘dada’ but then says ‘yes... it’s us!’ It’s so unnatural and strange! He wouldn’t get what that means. Would you not carry on with ‘it’s mumma and dadda?!’ Doesn’t come naturally does it

 

[GossipBug]

I gather today is yet another day off? Maybe she’s mortified by that post in mhmmdi about her using that sealant on her shower instead of cleaning it

Classic Mrs Hinch style isn't it. Makes a huge gaffe on Instagram. Gets called out. Disappears for a few days without addressing the situation. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Rubyronron]

Although she's a bit thick in some ways, Sopha is a experienced saleswoman. Everything has a price, and she's not going to hide the next cash cow, when there is money to be made.
I think she is just bored, as are we, and is doing the minimum she needs to satisfy her contracts.
She has half heartedly dabbled in other projects for a year now, with no real prospect of reaching the next level of fame.
If we get out of this lockdown by summer, there aren't going to be too many people cleaning their house and out buying B&M tat daily.
Her shoppers will be outdoors, holidaying, meeting friends and socialising, not cooped up with nothing much more to do, and the insta cleaners bubble will burst.

 

[AC55]

I don't know about anyone else but I thought that story of Ronnie sweeping in the rain was so sad. Obviously we couldn't see his face but he cut a very lonely figure copying behaviour he's learned from his manager. She wrote played in the rain on her pointless list yesterday but I think that the reality is she watched and filmed Ronnie from the house. She and Jimmy Noballs should have been out there splashing about with him and having some fun. I guess the list book isn't doing so well either given that she put a swipe up on for it. She's vile!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Is that Inch in disguise?!!!

 

[Hinchawakening]

Like you said.. Hinch liff.


Have i missed something? Tipping point video?

As if you missed this! I managed to track it down popped it on YouTube where it belongs

 

[Livingthevestlife]

Pets like their owners ft
Handsommzz mans (taken from social media not the real handsomms)

 

[mooseknuckle]

He did not just call his child Manzz?! Fuck off man Pair of wallopers

 

[What's the craic Jack]

What is with the swingers grass in all these zelebs houses???
i fucking hate the stuff!
So many of my friends keep buying it and I’m like what’s wrong with some nice fresh daffodils or tulips?

What's the point in swingers grass when everyone is social distancing, save it for when you can swing freely again

 

[GossipBug]

Just seen SS did her big shop at Tesco last night and not one mention of Hinch's products. Surely if they were actually friends there's be a story about seeing your best mates Merch in the shop? No congrats post either haha.

 

[Mejustme]

I can just see her lying on the sofa
Jamie ..cup of tea
Jamie..crisps
Jamie ...get the remote
Jamie...change Ron's nappy
Jamie..get Ron's dinner
Jamie..get Ron off me and put him to bed
Jamie...get me Henry
Lazy skanky slob

 

[fannysjohnny]

I truly hope she walks away at 4 mil.
She has so had her day,we know it,she knows it .
I do not believe we are seeing her pregnancy in real time and I guess that's her prerogative.
Where can she go from here?
If she uses the new baby to improve her track record,how will she explain that to Ron?
If she doesn't how will she explain it to Ron?

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Can she only make a couple of meals and thats it? She makes one dish then it becomes a staple dish for the next year!!

Also thanks for the thread title
Old El Paso for everyone

 

[DuckDuck]

Panic Attack coming on? She has no idea. For me a panic attack is quite bad and very deliberating. I have to sit down, get my phone out for my meditation, my water and try to ride it out. If not then on comes the dizziness or nausea for an hour or so whilst trying to look after my toddler with all types of thoughts running through my head - will I survive this, what happens if I black out and my toddler has an accident. What if I don’t come round from the black out the list can just go on and on . Thinking about having a bath is the last thing I want to do.

I had my first ever panic attack May last year .. my husband had to call an ambulance as he , and I , didn’t know what was happening . I literally was shaking and couldn’t breath , I had to be helped down the stairs to the ambulance.46 years and nothing then it happened while on furlough
They put me on an oxygen thingy and it said 98% I kept repeating that I couldn’t breathe and they weren’t listening to me . I got taken to hospital and told I had a heart arythmia and was put on 3 days of Valium . I’d never been so scared , they told me it was a panic attack . I’d never had them before and thankfully only tiny ones since . Now I know the signs . I’m not on medication thankfully but FUCK ME it was scary shit and not to be banded around lightly
There’s feeling anxious ( I often get this if in formal situations and interviews ) and then there is ANXIETY , not to be confused

 

[Susalu]

I take she’s going to pretend that she didn’t notice she’d reached 4million until all her followers started messaging

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I wish wish WISH Gonzlow would just stop talking on stories. Stop trying to make him a thing. He’s a thing for sure but not a Thing. And “Manz” really? I’m cringing myself inside out right now