So I’ve prepared Sopha’s speech for her
“guyzzzzz, *scratch neck* you did it, we did it (cough Jamie’s business debit card cough)
You helped me reach 4 million, that’s 4 million gullible shoppers and bots. You’re amasssshing. My village is so small but all of you together we’ve created this army of amazing shoppers together. I love you all Hen, Ron and baby hinch no 2 are so lucky to have you all as auntie and uncles funding our amazing life. *manic laughing and fake crying* now I’m at 4 million I just want to say baby hinch no 2 is actually (insert gender) I’M SO OVERWHELMED I JUST LURVE YOU ALL SO MUCH, I need a day off or two for a deep rest, bye”