Mrs Hinch #321 yaaaawwwwnnnn

[HinchesSousChef]

Ronnie's room tour
1) where was he? Napping? If so where? Pram nap?
2) Whats that baby grow hanging on the door. Looks like newborn size to me. Not for Ronnie. Clothes for the new baby? Why hanging on the door? Everything is intentional with her.
3) That room is so sterile but I genuinely think she believes she’s done an incredible job. She’s showing it to gloat. So that when she does her nursery reveal the headlines in her imaginary article says “Mrs Hinch does it again another stunning nursery”. She’s recreating what she did in Ronnies but trying to be trendier.
4) On the beg for nursery furniture. Gift to me and I will show off your furniture to the world. That’s what all these tours are. Begging.
5) It’s so boring in there.
6) I assume Ronnie sleeps in a bag still. That’s fine. He has a pillow which is interesting. I wish she would actually talk about how his bedtime routine goes. Share that she’s nervous about having to do bedtime for two babies at once. But she doesn’t do bedtime so she doesn’t know.
7) drip feeding her grey drawer storage again.

 

[GeorgeP123]

No I don’t. She can’t stop spending. When the free make up and gifts dry up, she’ll burn through their savings at a rate of knots. I don’t think she’ll be able to adapt as her spending is to fill a void in her life.

Yeah it really does seem constant. Spending at least 50 quid in home bargains every day plus all the online ebay tat she buys every day plus all expensive makeup, hair things and egg houses. She is going to need to go back to work when fame is over.

 

[Jenniet]

How is he nearly two and not trying to climb out of his cot?!???

 

[Short30]

It's bland because u

It's cruel how much she has dulled down that poor child,he is the blandest most lifeless toddler I've ever met, his development is stunted and it's because of her, she keeps him like he's a newborn baby, imagine how immature and boring he is going to be when he starts school, he's a boy,boys are wild let him be a little cheeky chappy, he's just constantly wandering around with a bored face on him,even on the walk today he doesn't even run, he just plods along, it's a disgrace what she has done to me,totally stunted his imagination and socialisation.

Iv had to stop my little boy from killing himself 283746 times, and that’s just today! He’s an absolute hurricane, into everything, climbing up on things he shouldn’t. All we see Ron do is climb on a chair, which he’s allowed to do

 

[Londonchick]

She has a temperature egg in Ronnie’s room that changes colour with how hot or cold it is. Yellow is typical temperature. Red is hot (24 degrees +) so that shows that it must be a sauna in that house!

 

[Maya8176]

Has she ever had normal eyebrows? Ever? Someone? Anyone?!

 

[Jenniet]

Ohh dropped by desenio aswell!!! Hohoho

 

[RogueRey]

She doesn't know what the ruler is for ,. All the content she could have had measure the kid and herself.. or is that a trigger for her as she is an Amazonian woman ?.

 

[allforthegram]

She has a temperature egg in Ronnie’s room that changes colour with how hot or cold it is. Yellow is typical temperature. Red is hot (24 degrees +) so that shows that it must be a sauna in that house!

It’s so grey and bland in the whole house she probably had to keep the heating up so high because it just has that really harsh cold and lifeless feeling

 

[ASAnigel]

Her house is SO cluttered it stresses me out! I actually couldn’t cope with having that much stuff in my house all over the sides and nowhere to put it all. Must collect dust like nobody’s business too!

 

[Peanut2]

Must take forever to dust! Amount of objects she’s got to move!

This is what annoys me about how she cleans. She doesn’t move things. She just wipes round them.
When I clean my house I remove everything from a surface, clean it and then put everything back on the nice clean surface.
Drives me CRAZY when she just wipes around the items!

 

[lurking4fun]

What’s BEING a mum then?

Keeping you child in clothes, fed, foof over th

Not someone who doesn’t interact with their child, teach them anything, give them their basic needs, keeps them away from other child socialisation, doesn’t take them out the house for weeks and weeks on end... The child has one parent and that’s Jamie she is just the egg donor. The way your acting you seem like a ‘fan’ of hers so I think your on the wrong page.

not a fan at all I don’t have any common likeness with her, music is a no, house decor is a no, fashion sense is a no, clingy personality is a no but I don’t have to be a fan to think she’s not a horrible person is all. I don’t follow her but I do look on her page time to time she doesn’t seem that bad a mother. The child is fed, chubby, happy, has a roof over his head, wants for nothing possibly other child interaction as you said but sure my kids are stuck in because of lock and don’t see anyone but then again I’m in Ireland , England could be different. I just get annoyed at her for things like not claiming ads and pretending that she uses every bloody product she advertises or the bad effect all the chemicals and plastic she uses has on the environment. The constant books of the back of a clean sink is ridiculous and the millions she’s pretending not to have haha I’m not attacking you I just find it hard mam shaming any mother it’s a tough job and I’m sure none us have ever been or will be perfect mams ... I sure ain’t

 

[Lady Bug]

Ronalds room is feckin hideous
Full of tat and really babyish
Give the lad a boys room he doesn’t want little tatty nicknaks all of the gaff. Buy him some real

I have wondered about a gypsy connection because of her over the top dresses for the most basic occasion.

My Big Fat Gypsy gender reveal and baby shower coming up.

 

[lurking4fun]

Her house is SO cluttered it stresses me out! I actually couldn’t cope with having that much stuff in my house all over the sides and nowhere to put it all. Must collect dust like nobody’s business too!

The fake flowers everywhere that she sprays with whatever chemicals to make them smell is just BEYOND me. But real flowers

I don’t know what it is but I get serious gypsy vibes with Ron’s room. There’s no toys, no photos of anyone and why have a wardrobe that’s has drawers and a dresser?? I’d be scared shitless with that giraffe staring down at me

The whole house gives me gypsy vibes

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

I’m a single parent with a 4yr old and unfortunately with all this carry on I’m out of work at the minute and my sons nursery has shut till all the schools go back, luckily I do have my mam and dad as my bubble! But I do actually only see them once or twice a week without the childcare basically just for adult conversation and also for my son cause he is absolutely sick of not seing he’s friends or anyone else and being stuck in the house bar the hour dog walk everyday!! But if I had a partner that also didn’t work I wouldn’t need the bubble nor the childcare so it would honestly baffle the duck out of me if she had Ronnie round yahoos, there would be absolutely no need for it at all bar utter laziness cause let’s be honest Sopha and Jamie do duck all bar sit on the arses all day regardless so I don’t care what anyone says nor it’s not aloud unless they are working. Periodttttt

Exactly this! My mum is my bubble and I only go over once/twice a week for a slight break (a moody 11mo is no fun on your own) and a change of scenery. If I had a partner I wouldn’t need to bubble with anyone

 

[Annue]

Has she ever had normal eyebrows? Ever? Someone? Anyone?!

Was this her before?

 

[Lady Bug]

She has a temperature egg in Ronnie’s room that changes colour with how hot or cold it is. Yellow is typical temperature. Red is hot (24 degrees +) so that shows that it must be a sauna in that house!

That's the only bit of colour in that room

 

[Sazoflora]

This is what annoys me about how she cleans. She doesn’t move things. She just wipes round them.
When I clean my house I remove everything from a surface, clean it and then put everything back on the nice clean surface.
Drives me CRAZY when she just wipes around the items!

Remember when she said she doesn’t have time to take things off and dust properly?!? How can you not have time when you do duck all else?

 

[Frunicorn]

The case of the mysteriously disappearing cot bumpers. She is a compulsive liar!!!

They were there last week

 

[Lizzie555]

She said a while back she didnt put the master in the room with the ensuite cos she wanted to be across the landing from ronnie... now the new baby will be even further away... cannot understand why she is redoing another nursery and then will redo ronnies room and then probably swap her bedroom to the ensuite. Such a wasteful twit