Mrs Hinch #304 I’m a celebrity get me the morning after pillllll

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For how much aggro she causes him he still knows he’s massively punching, especially now he’s getting fat. So he has to do all this soppy childlike shit to keep her happy
 
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That’s why I think she’s having a girl because I think the balloon was there on purpose and so this cushion. It’s so she gets the extra attention as people would think she’s having a boy then wam, it’s a girl.
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking as well. She’s proper nasty, if she wants to keep it surprise then do that but stop with all the hidden clues because with just makes her look desperate and attention seeking. Which is exactly what she is.
 
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All that black soot whenever she dusts!! Is she really too thick to realise that its from all the candles that she burns and that will be coating all of their lungs!!!
 
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Not entirely sure a black circular mirror will fit with the rest of the decor. In my opinion sticking a big fuck off black edged mirror above the fake fireplace just wouldn’t work
 
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That poor little boy playing with a toy bog and bog brush has absolutely broken my heart.
They say that children copy what they see, and that’s one of the most awful things I’ve ever seen :-(
 
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Sophisticated date night for New Years Eve. Sitting there with the table set for absent guests. Unappetising looking burger and chips. Couldn’t even put their drinks in a glass!
 
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I went into one for the first time before Christmas. I lasted 2 minutes. Exactly as you described so eloquently . I didn’t know these people existed, but then I do live in the home counties darling . Grinch if these inbreds are your target audience, I’d be a bit scared
 
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I only go in now when I absolutely have to. They come out with trollies and trollies full of all the same shite. No individuality with any of them. Every B&M is full of them
 
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This is really wicked but if she has been told she’s having a girl, gets gifted loads of shit and then she turns out to be in this 10% I will fucking piss my pants! Then do a little happy dance! View attachment 371799
I know someone who was told they were having a boy, they'd picked the name, decorated, bought clothes etc. Imagine their surprise when the baby was born and was actually a girl she did look super cute in the first babygrows that were blue with little footballs on!
 
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She is probably like JAMIE SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME. DO SOMETHING CRAFTY. DON'T JUST SAY IT.
 
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Think it’s cans of appletizer.
The dinner has properly turned my stomach
 
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For how much aggro she causes him he still knows he’s massively punching, especially now he’s getting fat. So he has to do all this soppy childlike shit to keep her happy
Or she did it.

She does love herself.
 
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So Jamie declares his love with straws
But Hinch just embarrasses him showing his drawers
 
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This is really wicked but if she has been told she’s having a girl, gets gifted loads of shit and then she turns out to be in this 10% I will fucking piss my pants! Then do a little happy dance! View attachment 371799
My daughter paid for a 16week private scan to get the gender and the staff said unless they're 100% they won't tell you. She asked again at her normal 20 weeks NHS scan on Christmas eve and they said the same gender so she's fairly certain.
Knowing her luck she would be in that 10%!
Hope she isn't due when Hinch is (mid may).
 
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