Mrs Hinch #29 Gretal keeps 'itching and your persona is glitching

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She now moaning on her stories saying she’s needy and got no one to talk too? It’s called having friends mate, oh yeah you don’t have any you loser
I laughed at the 'It's not like me to be needy.' I've never come across a needier person in my life.
 
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She doesn't seem to socialise with anyone it seems so who is going play with bubs once he's born, is he going to have any play mates because I can't see her going to mother and baby groups.
 
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I laughed at the 'It's not like me to be needy.' I've never come across a needier person in my life.
Needs to detract from the passed couple of days
Needs to go for the sympathy vote
Needs to sell something everyday
Needs to lie everyday
Needs to promote something everyday
Needs to issue whiney stories like that to have her ego massaged
Needs to show memes that give subtle digs to anyone who dare to question her
Needs constant attention
Needs to hide behind a filter

The list could go on
 
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Needs to detract from the passed couple of days
Needs to go for the sympathy vote
Needs to sell something everyday
Needs to lie everyday
Needs to promote something everyday
Needs to issue whiney stories like that to have her ego massaged
Needs to show memes that give subtle digs to anyone who dare to question her
Needs constant attention
Needs to hide behind a filter

The list could go on
Needs to check her alarm clock time before posting re-hashed beds made and sprayed schtick...
 
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Did I hear it on her story correctly that she rings Jamie at work constantly? Saying things like she’s just made the bed? I’m genuinely asking because the Queen of Hearts filter (yes Soph that’s what it is called - not Gretal. Snapchat haven’t bowed to your ways and renamed it) makes it hard for me to hear her words sometimes.
 
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Why thank you, it's been and honor and a privilege 😂
I'd happily carry on, but they fired my ass and said not to send anymore.. boring bastards. I saw the next email as an injunction coming my way 😂
We should all try and send emails to ASA. The more people that do this the better. So my task today is to do this as I have been genuinely appreciative of both you & @Empen for all your hard work. 👏👏
 
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So here’s more of the non cleaning she’s encouraging....baby powder on carpets....which actually is not recommended and has been linked to cancer, the dust can cause other problems.
Saw a story about the famous Dettol spray and a lady being shot down by the army for daring to be seen disagreeing with a woman about cleaning versus disinfecting....not sure if another lady actually started to agree or whether she was ridiculing the other lady for daring to go against them. This spray is being used on bleeping everything at the moment to ‘clean’ it....can’t wait to see all these peoples lovely black fronted fridge freezers start to get irreversible damage, full of smears where it’s taking the paint off 😂🤣
 

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I think I heard that if you spray stuff on your carpet and you hoover it up with a shark hoover and it breaks then it is not covered by sharks warranty, yet she does it all the time 🤷‍♀️
 
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I think I heard that if you spray stuff on your carpet and you hoover it up with a shark hoover and it breaks then it is not covered by sharks warranty, yet she does it all the time 🤷‍♀️
Thats true!

Thing is, if Swipe up Sophie’s breaks Shark will just #gift her a new one!
Normal persons breaks then they have no hoover and probably still be paying for it for the next few years
 
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I think I heard that if you spray stuff on your carpet and you hoover it up with a shark hoover and it breaks then it is not covered by sharks warranty, yet she does it all the time 🤷‍♀️
But she’ll get sent a new one won’t she- she doesn’t tell the average shopper this though- so there is no way for them to know unless the shop assistant tells them.
 
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Is the extension on her house quite large? Tried having a look on maldon council website. Couldn’t find it. Even a small 2 storey extension makes a lot of extra space for poor baby ginch
So has it been approved now then? Dont come on the Hinch thread so much any more. Last time I saw it had been declined.
 
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What’s the odds that when she has the baby her mum will be round cleaning and tidying for her and doing loads of washing. She will feel so ‘blessed’ to have such a lovely mum who does this for her while she catches up on her sleep and bonds with the baby 🙄
Now this, I'll admit I'd be a little bit envious of because I never had that with my kids. Sounds wonderful to have so much help.
 
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What’s the odds that when she has the baby her mum will be round cleaning and tidying for her and doing loads of washing. She will feel so ‘blessed’ to have such a lovely mum who does this for her while she catches up on her sleep and bonds with the baby 🙄
Isnt that what mums do if that can? Shes close by and her mum does seem the only person she has to talk to now, so why wouldnt her mum support her? I would when my daughter is older of she has children?
 
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She’s just sprayed zoflora in her make up draw. She’s going to be putting her makeup brushes and sponges back in there. And then putting them on her face 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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"not like me to be neady' bloody hell women your selling your sole for the money.
What a sad life you lead, where are your friends?

The saying goes" money isn't everything " and in your case it obviously is as that's all you seem to have, no friends, no interests outside of the house, I can only hope once the baby is born you will take him to mother and baby etc less time for for swipe ups etc, we shall wait and watch to see just what's more important to you, a life or the £££££!

I'm angry with myself, as actually found myself feeling sorry for you, as to have no friends is really very sad 😔
But still you have loads of money, eh Soph!! Don't forget to swipe up 😂
 
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Isnt that what mums do if that can? Shes close by and her mum does seem the only person she has to talk to now, so why wouldnt her mum support her? I would when my daughter is older of she has children?
I’m sure any mum who is able to would do what they can to help, but not everyone’s mum would be in a position to do that. Maybe because they don’t live nearby or are still working themselves because retirement age is much higher these days for women. I’m not saying it’s wrong for a mum to help out when a new grandchild is born at all and anyone would be grateful for help, but she always seems to land on her feet and if her mum is coming round and doing half the work for her it could cause resentment from those who get no help whatsoever - not saying that’s her fault, merely pointing it out.
 
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So here’s more of the non cleaning she’s encouraging....baby powder on carpets....which actually is not recommended and has been linked to cancer, the dust can cause other problems.
Saw a story about the famous Dettol spray and a lady being shot down by the army for daring to be seen disagreeing with a woman about cleaning versus disinfecting....not sure if another lady actually started to agree or whether she was ridiculing the other lady for daring to go against them. This spray is being used on bleeping everything at the moment to ‘clean’ it....can’t wait to see all these peoples lovely black fronted fridge freezers start to get irreversible damage, full of smears where it’s taking the paint off 😂🤣
Why is it that some Hinchers love to draw their own conclusions when it comes to product safety? "If you buff it away it won't go up in flames," and "Zoflora is only toxic to aquatic life if you use it on a fish tank." Absolute idiots.
 
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