Mrs Hinch #283 your tree looks crap and you’re a self-centered prat

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Suebigfatsue87

Why on earth is she using cot bumpers? Had my eldest in 2009 and even then the hv said no.

Also love the fact she won’t show his bedroom (why? Privacy? Must be a reason since she shows everything else) but she shows his face to 4 million strangers lmao. I’m sorry but disclaimer here, if you put your kids faces out online you’re a shit mum end of. Your kid deserves privacy and untill they can consent; they aren’t a doll for you to play with!
 
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Sloppys

42JJcup I’m creasing
 
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notanothergrammer

Here's my daily rant
1. Which mentally sane 30 year old wears a fucking bow?? what is she Sophie Siwa? Get that the fuck off your head hinch whatever in the land of Oz nostalgic image of innocence your trying to show off we can see right through it.
2. Why is every creature under your care slowly developing diabetes and rapid weight gain and Jus rollin about Maldon and youre looking like a Herbalife Coach with way too much commission.
3. If you Zophlow-life knew anything about that charity you wouldn't be splashing cash on useless tat and a fake ass presence you done fuck all to earn.
4. Just hurry the fuck up and delete your Instagram the sooner you stop sucking every ounce out of your short and shit loved insta career the better, the sooner "home accounts" will fuck off and stop building an insta presence piggy backing off you.
5. Seriously Inch . . that shirt is painted on.
6. I hope someone steals your postbox you self centred twat
Rant Over
 
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Barkin Mad

I ran away from home a few times too growing up and once I even called child line number from a phone box to report the evil witch of a mother who went ballistic at me reversing the charges to her to tell her that my friend was being taken to hospital in ambulance so I was to be 20/30mins late home
 
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RonnieBlessHim

Boringsomes said:
Was half expecting polley to make her debut out the garage dressed in some tinsel and shit, can bet me left tit big barker sold it on eBay within the first month of her having it never to be spoke of again. Rip
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I'm surprised Polly hasn't got a bloody advent calendar, amount that's knocking about her gaff.
 
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or JusRollWithIt

Suebigfatsue87 said:
Why on earth is she using cot bumpers? Had my eldest in 2009 and even then the hv said no.
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Yep, standard advice in 2002 too. I think she refers to the “mum sez” manual for all things parenting circa 1985 sadly. Bumpers. Juice bottles. Scheduling and cry it out. Yes they may have survived, but I like to think when we know better, we do better.
 
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JayC123

She’d better watch herself because I think Ronnie could put her on her back
 
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molly_moo

whats with the ridiculous advent calendars, just buy one from tescos like everyone else pretentious knobhead
 
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Barkin Mad

Is the made in Taiwan Tamagotchi still lurking around? or has she binned it along with her plastic fruit and veg she keeps in her wooden crate
 
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CerealKiller

I think she packs Ronnie away in one of her baskets at the end of each day while lardsomes the first born and lord of the manor stretches out in his big boy bed
 
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Mufasa

shadyessex33 said:
The shit they survive on I bet they don’t even have to push to go the loo. It must just fall out of their hoops as they sit on the pan
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I don’t know why but HOOPS AND PAN HAVE FINISHED ME OFF.

Done. Completely Gone Have attempted writing this five times had to stop to see through the tears
 
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Liz5185

You guys are the best I’ve just worked my way through the 47 pages and I’ve got a smile on my face for the first time this week. My poor bestie is on ventilator with Covid and not doing well at all bless her Makes me even more angry about grinch and her sad little privileged, rule breaking life
 
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LilacLady53

You’re so right. My kids were teenagers when broadband came out, had profiles all over the place online but I point blank refused to put pics of them up or send pics of them if asked. My point of view was always my online life is separate from my offline life & they are my offline life. If they chose to pop on my cam with me & say hi to my friends, it was their choice. Even now when they’re 33, 31 & 29 I still won’t put pics of them up. However, my eldest has no problem putting up pics of me arsing about pulling weird faces & not even telling me! Gotta love ‘em . It terrifies me that any parent would willingly put their child online daily over & over. I understand when they’re born & maybe a pic on their birthday or a milestone moment but they’re essentially pimps
 
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GBB

I had one that would suddenly fall to the floor crying and head bang. Always chose a concrete or tiled floor, if we were out walking, the pavement. Right out of the blue. Was awful but followed advice to walk away and ignore which was so hard but it did work. Had tantrums on and of for what seemed forever!
I hope Ronnie gives her hell and she has another baby asap
 
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