Mrs Hinch #283 your tree looks crap and you’re a self-centered prat

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MrsD33

Sunshineinmywindow said:
can you remind me about that half remember it
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She did a story showing about 4 things hung up in her wardrobe, then apparently got a ‘troll’ message saying I though your wardrobe would have been bigger.
Then she had a head wobble rant saying If you dont like it dont look at it
 
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Han56789

Why is Jamie behind him?
because mummazzzz is on her stories guyzzz doing “work” so you can look after the little one, mate
 
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AreYouHavinAGiraffe

Mine opens the sock drawer and empties the contents on the daily. Find it’s hilarious
 
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LivingMyVestLife

This description could be my 18 month old. Opening and closing kitchen cupboards a million, billion times a day and pressing pause and play on the washing machine so many times I actually don't know what is washed anymore! You never really see him doing those "annoying" little things that are them learning by repetition over and over again. Apart from when he was ronnielongjohnsblessimsbinsmanswithhisownbincart
 
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Hiyaguys

I wonder if she is more normal with the kid when she’s not filming him. Her voice with him on her stories is so awkward OOO CULEVERRR and as you have all said that wasn’t really a scream why was she so aggy about it?! The kids trying to communicate that’s all
 
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Spamster

Hinch hunz, that quiet scream poor Ron made was nothing darlin, there was no need for the dramatics. My 3yo threw a massive tantrum this morning because I was supposed to no that for the first time ever she didnt want milk in her cereal. Mind reader me of course. I cant guarantee she didnt swear once or twice while her face was turning red with anger. My 4 year old was upstairs adulting by pouring toothpaste down the toilet instead of brushing his teeth, he's a big boy now you know, refuses any help . And my 18mo was screaming because my 3yo was screaming, which set the dog of barking because he was feeling left out of the noise parade. I'm not 100% sure was it me or one of the shit bags who shouted "shut the fuck up everyone" but it was either that or pour vodka at 7.45am. I'm currently ordering noise cancelling headphones for the neighbours as a Christmas peace offering. FYI hinch that wasn't a display in any way shape or form of a childs mess. Come back to us when he's smashing play doh into your nice grey couches and drawing his representation of the Mona Lisa into your lovely wall papered walls. Please warn us in advance though I might make popcorn for that episode of "proving tattle wrong". 🥱
 
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Hiyaguys

“If you don’t like it... don’t look at it!”
 
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Radders

HenryHenchcliffe said:
Ive done 3 loads of washing. Stripped woodchip wallpaper from the walls. Been to the tip and moved 11 boxes of tiles (25kg each) cooked a meal from scratch and still need to do a food shop. I need some stranger approval pleaseeee
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Yes but did you open your curtains and blinds?
 
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HinchesSousChef

Soph. Put the lorry on the floor. Get your backside off that sofa. Get on the floor with your son. Talk to him like he’s a human being. Back off and let him have a go at playing with his toy. Narrate to him his frustrations “oh you want to lock the lorry. Push the clips. Down. Shall mummy show you? Watching? Click click. Ok your turn Ronnie. You try. Yes it is hard isn’t it. Shall I help you or do you want to keep trying? I can see it’s making you feel angry. Shall we get the cars out of the lorry and drive them round the carpet? Look Ronnie. We can make them slide down this book. Wow wee isn’t that fun?”
BLOODY HELL IT IS PAINFUL TO WATCH ISNT IT
 
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DCICassieStuart

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Macmama

Because she's used to 'parenting' a dog and genuinely thinks Henry and Ronnie are on the same level. Henry is predictable, trained, easy to shout at and doesn't have an opinion of his own - for all her nonsense about 'brothers' and Henry being her baby, she actually thought it'd be the same having a toddler. She's starting to find out that Henry is not a human toddler and Ronnie isn't as easy to control. She has no idea how to actually be a mother to Ronnie, an actual human child.
 
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Lou Lou Rose

I work full time and still manage to put a wash on, open the curtains and make all the beds all before 8am. I must be dead clever cos I don’t have a list to tell me what to do. Isn’t that just everyday life?? She has no proper job but doesn’t even have time to open that stupid melt advent calendar
 
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mgh727

HenryHenchcliffe said:
Ive done 3 loads of washing. Stripped woodchip wallpaper from the walls. Been to the tip and moved 11 boxes of tiles (25kg each) cooked a meal from scratch and still need to do a food shop. I need some stranger approval pleaseeee
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Snaps and claps for you Fancy coming round and finishing stripping walls for me?? I’ll pay you in Robinson’s and pastry
 
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mgh727

Mine died too Just use hot water, washing up liquid, soak it and scrape, honestly the lady who lived here before me must’ve applied it with a pallette knife, the glue....it’s so thick...like Soph *shade thrown to keep relevant*
 
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Gardengirl

Oh my god, the panic in her voice when righthookron gave a little scream! That'll be nothing to what he'll be doing soon. I've got 4 kids, 2 girls & twin boys. I'll never forget a trip to tesco when both boys, then aged 2, decided they needed sweets and threw themselves on the floor screaming, my 3 year old then had to join in but even louder. To finish it off my 5 year old then decided it was really funny & started dancing around them which made the other 3 even worse. The only time 3 all had tantrums at the same time thank god! Try dealing with that on your own Hinch, in public. No chance, she'd end up on the floor screaming too!
 
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easeypeasey




I've just had an epiphany (Google what it means when you get a minute Hinch)
The limited vocabulary (that's hot), the rich girl attitude whilst not much of the cash being hard earned, the help people, but misses every single point, every single time gaffes........

She is the 2020 Paris Hilton
 
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