I love your tree.Well, now I feel my life affirmed after seeing that godawful tree. What did I do before seeing in black and white? How will I go on without being able to recreate such beauty?
Here’s one my kids did earlier Soph. That’s what Christmas is about, you see. Including your children and refereeing fights over the ‘special’ decorations and opening some parcels a month early because Dad won’t be here and reconciling over a box of Quality Street while you watch Elf. Not buying piles of tatty presents and calling it a miracle and having two crappy trees and compiling montages to horrendous music about your chicken strip.
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Cheers Soph, ATV. This is what it actually looks like when you let the crotchfruit decorate. Maybe RonDawg will get a chance when he’s 30.
Mrs Hinch #282 You better watch out, you better not cry, when Ron smacks you below the eye
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Also, at least one video clip was from last year’s montage
I met Cillian Murphy. Years ago. Well he was in the same shop as me in Dublin. I thought I know him from somewhere said hello he said hello and it was 10 minutes later it dawned on me
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Imagine being such a diva you have to have people in to decorate your tree and outside
What the actual duck
What the actual duck
He is just so fit as Thomas Shelby, I have issues as he is a wrongun in peaky blinders but yeah, could leave cillian Murphy I’d of asked him to dress up with a brummie accent and melted
I’d of asked him to dress up with a brummie accent and melted I met Cillian Murphy. Years ago. Well he was in the same shop as me in Dublin. I thought I know him from somewhere said hello he said hello and it was 10 minutes later it dawned on me
I saw that too, it looks like it’s been left behind by accidentIs one of the "presents" under the tree just a cardboard box?
Hinch tree? So yet again, she’s changing Christmas to Hinch, offending many yet again. Though she’s not been brave enough to actually write Hinchmas again
Oh Ron Paul Gautier...that's my favourite by farSo Ron Paul gaultier chose a shirt to wear, she'll be crying in a bit sayins she can't cope because he's all dressed up and nowhere to go
Why not just stay in jeans. I live in jeans (unless I’m being forced to leave the house to go to the office), they are my comfy clothes. Jeans at fight to PJs for me.You haven’t lived if you don’t have a lounge set! For those times you’ve been out, then your home for the rest of the day. You want to get out of your jeans but it’s too early for your pjs.... what do you put on I hear you ask? The answer .... lounge set.
I had the blue one and I thought it was awful , made me feel a bit boaky!
I hope your is an off the shoulder number though???You haven’t lived if you don’t have a lounge set! For those times you’ve been out, then your home for the rest of the day. You want to get out of your jeans but it’s too early for your pjs.... what do you put on I hear you ask? The answer .... lounge set.
Sweetheart, don’t know where you have been but our Soph stopped keeping it real about two years ago
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So I joined MHMMDI the other day out of nosiness and I'm actually astounded by some of the posts on there, there's a poor woman who has mental health issues who is terrified her child is going to be taken away from her because she can't keep her house clean and she wants to be like a normal person and have a clean house all the time. This is what really bothers me about Hinch and was one of the main things that put me off her. She doesn't live a realistic life, her house is immaculate all the time despite having a young baby and a dog so these poor vulnerable people see this as the standard they have to live to not realising it's not real life. That Hinch shows you what she wants you to see of her "picture perfect life", she doesn't work and has a husband home all the time and a mother round the corner. Both of whom likely do the bulk of the childcare, there's also the strong possibility she has a cleaner come in but even without the cleaner she has a life that very few of us have. She preaches so much about mental health but doesn't recognise the fake lifestyle she portrays is so detrimental to a proportion of her followers who feel like they aren't a good wife/mother because their house isn't like a showroom. I'm not saying Hinch is solely responsible for people's mental health because she isn't but she really doesn't help and I don't think she actually cares that much about her "army" either.
Grey tree, brown presents, blah blah blah.
Instagram wrapped presents are so depressing. What's wrong with some red shiny paper, with Santa on. Or even (never would happen) some wrapping paper with Ron's favourite cartoon characters on?
Insta land is bland bland bland.
Instagram wrapped presents are so depressing. What's wrong with some red shiny paper, with Santa on. Or even (never would happen) some wrapping paper with Ron's favourite cartoon characters on?
Insta land is bland bland bland.
Not gonna lie I didn’t actually realise there was difference between Aragon and AragornI kept reading it as Aragorn, not Aragon, so I’ve just had this stuck in my head and couldn’t work it out;
Queen of England, not King of Gondor. Got it
What is with all this extra unnecessary foliage shoved into the tree! Fecking grinds my gears. 
God that tree is boring AF. Never seen such a snoozefest of a tree, I guess you can’t expect much when she’s got decoration inspiration from a mango 
My tree would absolutely wipe the floor with hers, can’t wait to put it up tomorrow
My tree would absolutely wipe the floor with hers, can’t wait to put it up tomorrow
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I adore my Husky x GSD, she has far too many toys but when I rescued her 7 years ago as an 18 month old she had no toys & didn’t even know how to play. So yes, she’s spoilt but her treats are limited, she knows the boundaries & doesn’t get advent calendars! My mate buys her a Christmas present but that’s her choice, there are no signs, personalised or not. We did have a Santa stop here sign when my kids were young but it went outside for ‘Santa’ to see. Now my grandkids have it. Personalised sign for the dog? SMHDoes that sign really say "Santa please stop for Ronnie and Henry?"Just when I think she can't get any more ridiculous. I bleeping adored our GSD, we don't have children, so she was like my baby. But she was still a dog. She might have got a toy and some treats for Christmas, but we didn't have personalised signs made for her! She just thought "ooh treats" she didn't have a bleeping clue it was Christmas!
Don't know if this has already been said but, why has she put her Christmas tree right in front of the French doors?
It's completely blocking access to the garden and just looks ridiculous. Does the dog not need to go for a wee until January now?
It's completely blocking access to the garden and just looks ridiculous. Does the dog not need to go for a wee until January now?
I've used brown paper for a few years now as it's recyclable, but we have a load of ribbons in all different colours for tying round and prettying up! Of course grey, boring Sophie couldn't have anything other than silvery grey for her presents *yawn*. If someone gives them a gift that doesn't match I bet she doesn't put it under the tree because it messes with the look!
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