Do you mean bowers?They won't live in Maldon when Ronaldo is old enough to ask about Santa Claus, they'll be living in Downton bastard Abbey and having Christmas stockings in the drawing room, gathered around an 8 feet Nordic pine, hand decorated by celestial beings with the rinds of fresh oranges and feather bleeping boas!
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)