I’m fat enough to play Henry!
Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.
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Now listen Shady, I'm only saying this because I love ya. Under NO circumstances are you to 'Hinch' your eyebrows!
Said it before, but whatever hell that’s come from, it needs to return. Looks like something from The Judder Man
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This has been up for days! Look snowman on the tv like earlier in the week when she had her day off. She’s already got the wreath up so 100% the tree is already up. Why else would it be on her November hinch list 
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if we do a Christmas special, can I play the Ghost of Jus Rol Past? Haunting her about that day she did a mad dash chucking pantry contents to donate to a food bank at 7pm?
I can rock a pair of shorts and a vest and walk around in flip flops shouting "lauuder!" and making cringey sexual innuendos
Is it supposed to be....a Narnia?!?Can anybody tell me which woodland area Soph has modelled her tat arrangement on that has a Victorian lamp post and a red post box? I’ll let her off for the bench because you never know
Importantly we didn’t see the garden today. 
Please can I audition for the part of Queen Janet of Tattle?
I can be a right snarky cow when required and I do a very good ‘unimpressed by this crap’ face
I can be a right snarky cow when required and I do a very good ‘unimpressed by this crap’ face
More like she left the batteries in hoping they’d leak acid, then she could buy all new this year
Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, which jar contains the nasties, uh-oh
Haha could this be a thread suggestion 
I was thinking of real woodland but obviously that must have been her thinking with the street lamp. Is there a post box in Narnia? I’ve not seen it but watched the lion the witch and the wardrobe many years ago. I had the volume off and didn’t read the bottom bit but it’s still crap
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Oh I quite agree. I know weaning courses do exist but would like to see it made more of a community initiative rather than left in the hands of companies charging £30 for a morning session.his shits must be so runny. Does he ever have any fibre?I can’t believe she’s so clueless about what to feed him. I personally think new mums should be given nutrition courses and I mean no shade when I say this coz I know it’s definitely something I would have benefited from. She’s in the public eye, if she’s gonna show what she feeds Ronnie she should be responsible. Having just rol 3-4 times a week is just not healthy
That said, there are a lot of good resources available - Annabel Karmel for instance actually has suggested menus for different ages in her books. A bit of resource and you can get your toddler eating very well. But she seems to just pick out things she wants to eat rather than what is good for Ronnie. Even the 'healthier' choices like whatever that mush was on that potato had super salty garlic puree in. And don't get me started on the crisps.
Also for someone who claims to be riddled with anxiety I'm astounded that doesn't stretch to RonRon's diet.
Away from food it annoys me that she constantly buys absolute shite from B&M when they actually have a nice selection of affordable baby/toddler toys that are really good for development. Things like hand puppets, shape sorters and sensory balls for example. But she buys Ronnie expensive wonky playhouses instead.
Finally a thought about the soaking of bath toys in Milton. Attached photo of one of kiddo's toys that was cleaned in the same way.
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Oh just F*** right offI am going to be sick.
That woman just ain’t gonna get any better following her either.A post box in the Narnia forest. That’s handy!How the hell is she having this in her table with a toddler!!!! How is he not grabbing the animals and throwing the pine cones!!??
Maybe mine were just feral
. Grow up Hinch you can’t even pretend you have done it for Ronnieblessim to enjoy.Yep, Ronnie is her 3rd born. she has 3 babies, Henry, Insta, Ronnie in that order
(she quoted last week that her Insta was her baby)
And you could see it this morning when Ronnie was wrecking the santa thing by the 'fireplace'
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