Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

[Red Squirrel]

It’s like she’s in a fairytale but she didn’t get a glass slipper, she got some face filler

And a smashing set of really surprised eyebrows

 

[Fluffyducks]

Does she ever just have an ok day or do anything average? Has she got manic depression? Bi polar? Boarderline personality disorder? I know she claims she wants her page to be a positive place but it’s sickening how magically and over the top everything has to be

She’s faker than those fake teeth she “doesn’t” have. She’s clearly mentally unwell but projects perfection, occasionally changing her narrative to show a messy kitchen to prove she’s just like everyone else. I don’t think she knows what she’s doing on that account anymore but she knows an inspirational quote will up the engagement with the sheep, who are so blind to it all, they feel like they relate to her!

 

[mumazzz baps]

At my trust, all staff are being given an extra days pay to say thank you.
Except us bank staff

That’s totally unfair.. we all work under one umbrella. But tbh our trust arnt giving us anything.. yet the porters, kitchen staff, cleaners etc all got a bonus of £300... us nurses and the Healthcare’s simply got Corona as a thank you and kiss my arse

 

[Incognito_burrito]

Bless! They’re not cooking tonight. When do they ever actually cook real food?

 

[shadyessex33]

Bless! They’re not cooking tonight. When do they ever actually cook real food?

Making out like it’s a treat to be eating buffet food? Their diet is atrocious. I can imagine what their arteries look like. Especially him, he’s the wrong side of 40, eats tit and sits at home all day

 

[Pepsi]

Does she ever just have an ok day or do anything average? Has she got manic depression? Bi polar? Boarderline personality disorder? I know she claims she wants her page to be a positive place but it’s sickening how magically and over the top everything has to be

Especially when she has been saying in the tv and radio interviews how she wants to show that her life is not "insta perfect" still waiting on that one to happen.
I'm thinking she is a split personality and actually wrote that last message as one of her other "people"
Anyone seen the film Split with James McAvoy Could explain the changing faces lol.

 

[Incognito_burrito]

And a smashing set of really surprised eyebrows

Perfect evil step mother eyebrows or evil mother in her case With her evil pointy finger. She’s behind you... WTF!!!

 

[allforthegram]

Bless! They’re not cooking tonight. When do they ever actually cook real food?

Best get that pine ready soph hun
All that cheese can’t be good for the ol’ bowels or cholesterol

 

[Incognito_burrito]

Making out like it’s a treat to be eating buffet food? Their diet is atrocious. I can imagine what their arteries look like. Especially him, he’s the wrong side of 40, eats tit and sits at home all day

She sounded really annoyed when she said ‘we’re not cooking tonight guyyzzz’ like she was pissed off, I think Ma Barker dropped Ronnie off early and didn’t keep him overnight

 

[Bloomer87]

Sorry if already mentioned, but in the latest food post she has different nails again? Anybody know if shes had them done or??

 

[XxmfxX]

So they aren't cooking tonight, when do they ever?
On the cooking note, i've had a beef curry made from scratch in the slow cooker bubbling away all day since 6am this morning and it smells absolutely divine. I'll be having that with some FRESH naan breads made by hubby and a LARGE glass of wine
100% trumps her random af disgusting dinner

 

[allforthegram]

Perfect evil step mother eyebrows or evil mother in her case With her evil pointy finger. She’s behind you... WTF!!!

You can imagine rondog millionaires partner in 20 years writing to forums for advice ‘my MIL is from pure hell’

 

[shadyessex33]

She sounded really annoyed when she said ‘we’re not cooking tonight guyyzzz’ like she was pissed off, I think Ma Barker dropped Ronnie off early and didn’t keep him overnight

Omg Ma Barker is such a selfish witch don’t worry Soph, sure you’ve got some of that massive bottle of baby piriton you had left

 

[Incognito_burrito]

Omg Ma Barker is such a selfish witch don’t worry Soph, sure you’ve got some of that massive bottle of baby piriton you had left

To make matters worse she probably dropped him off whilst Jayymeee was at Tesco and she had to be a parent for once.

 

[shadyessex33]

To make matters worse she probably dropped him off whilst Jayymeee was at Tesco and she had to be a parent for once.

She would of made her wait outside in the car with the kid until Jaymay was home whilst she was sat on the memorial bench in the front garden, chuffing on a superking blue, giving them evils

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I am going to be sick.

Oooh well done for getting up and breathing love. And doing what every other household is doing but with the added bonus of going to bloody WORK! I just can’t...well done for being there for Inch and RonJonPotteringMan?? Nope I’m out . I’m away to make that well know Christmassy snack. Pastry Jam Mess

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

They’re eating all that tonight??? That pack of pasta would do me and my husband and that would be all we had! Their diet is shocking.

 

[shadyessex33]

They’re eating all that tonight??? That pack of pasta would do me and my husband and that would be all we had! Their diet is shocking.

That’ll all be for Jaymay. She won’t eat. Have a laugh she may let him chew a piece of pasta for her and spit it in her mouth. That’ll be her done till tomorrow then

 

[Star12]

I hope they’re going to put some sauce with that Tortellini.

 

[Cupcakemum]

So she's just confirming that her unemployed husband makes an unessential trip to the shop everyday for pointless stuff.

Maybe if he got his moobs moving, out of his Sports Direct specials and into a proper job then he wouldn't feel the need to pop to the shop to buy tit everyday