Just realised its already been saidFunnily enough, same day as SS
I cant keep up
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I think it looks nice and for a non dog owner I would like it but can I tell you that dog tit that gets rained on is the worst thing to pick up ever and it would just smear all over the grass?I have Astro turf and I luuurrrvvvve itit does get hot in the summer but we have all adapted to wearing things in our feet when it’s hot, we have sleepers around the side that the cats use to get around the garden
I do hoover mine and mop it with a special cleaner a couple of times a year, my neighbours know I’m bat tit crazy anyway
Introducing ‘the boys’ to the snowman. Well ones a dog you bleeping wet wipe.
Or is she on about Jaymeh?
Or is she on about Jaymeh?
I'm in a similar boat with the gambling addiction so feel free to message me if you want a chat.She’s just a bleeping bellend. What the duck is #phonefreefriday when it’s about? An excuse to take yet another day off from your non-job and count your millions? You deserve it head. While you’re having today off, maybe consider disappearing off social media forever. Just a thought.
Ugh she’s really pissed me off this morning and it’s only 10am
Maybe she has another birthday party to attend today 
How sad that all her pathetic little followers are all saying happy freshen up Friday like it’s some sort of national holiday and their leader can’t even be arsed to do one herselfbut you keep believing that she’s sat at home watching you all do them
but you keep believing that she’s sat at home watching you all do them
What a neglectful awful mother!!
Fancy her first born only just getting to watch The Snowman!!
Fancy her first born only just getting to watch The Snowman!!
I’m not sure how social media works in terms of algorithms etc. But why do Hinch and SS have to tell people when they aren’t going to be on their stories?! Lots of people don’t post for a few days etc and don’t feel the need to announce it before hand, generally they just come back on and say sorry I’ve been a bit quiet I haven’t been up to much etc. I was thinking is this so that their engagement doesn’t drop? The influx of messages saying have a lovely day off etc. keeps their accounts high on people’s story rolls (is this what it’s called? 
) I’m relatively new to social media so don’t really know how to works, I’m still learning guyzzz 
but just wondering if this was the case?
) I’m relatively new to social media so don’t really know how to works, I’m still learning guyzzz but just wondering if this was the case?
Odds on her day off being spent eating cheese with SS? 
I had a dog until about 4 years ago and we just had normal grass but being a Rottweiler he destroyed the grass we had so we had to pave and gravel it, had Astro put down when I got job im in at preset as long hours and shifts and would rather spend time in the garden drinking wine than cutting grassI think it looks nice and for a non dog owner I would like it but can I tell you that dog tit that gets rained on is the worst thing to pick up ever and it would just smear all over the grass?
I had great pleasure in “accidentally” knocking them over so they were flat.
must remember next time to take my post it notes with TATTLE RULES on them
I imagine there is a lot of Henry poo management in that household now
She’s finished work for the week - I mean it’s a lot for the poor girl - getting up at 10am, doing a spot of cleaning for a brand that you are in contract with, to promote the dozen products that you MUST use to clean a bathroom. Oh, and let’s not forget getting the hoover out (another contractual obligation) and then remembering to advertise it with a swipe up, then having to spend hours applying makeup that all the MUAs use, in preparation for an interview with LW, then having a meltdown after JSP asks you a cleaning question and your bestie is struggling to back you up! That just was not on the agenda! So, she then had to bring out Christmas narnia out a bit earlier than scheduled, to cover up the interview fiasco, then she had to bolt round to Ma Fredas to confiscate her phone and delete all comments left on LW! That led to her deciding maybe it’s the right time to publicise some charity work - make the Hinchcliffes look holier than thou again. Everyone loves a bit of charity at Xmas don’t they? Then, use Ron again to show off his new playhouse because everyday is Christmas in the Hinch household - in fact Ron already gets excited when he sees the postman arriving in their red jacket - he thinks it’s Santa 
bless him - plus everyone loves Ron, so that will help, and she may get free stuff gifted in time for Christmas! Yes she definitely needs today off, she’s had such a busy working week, and the Grinch needs to prepare for Xmas 
bless him - plus everyone loves Ron, so that will help, and she may get free stuff gifted in time for Christmas! Yes she definitely needs today off, she’s had such a busy working week, and the Grinch needs to prepare for Xmas 
Shouldn't it be pho’n’efreeFriday?
I’m tempted to print out the link to the tattle wiki page and go and put them in all the books like a little bookmark
I’ve just seen them in Home Bargains too. I do like B&M’s thinking though, put some highlighters over them then you can highlight the lies in the book. It will be such a colourful book with all the lies highlighted.
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What’s sad is if my kid got a playhouse I would get it built that day then maybe post a wee social media pic for friends and family to see. Imagine saving up your child’s joy just for content
When she says eating cheese. Does she mean the over processed pre sliced stuff she buys.
My idea of a cheese board and hers are very different.
Saying that, I'm the biggest Dairylea triangle fan in the world haha.
My idea of a cheese board and hers are very different.
Saying that, I'm the biggest Dairylea triangle fan in the world haha.
I'll admit it, I am SO JEALOUS! I absolutely bleeping love cheese (proper cheese, not plastic slices or pre grated junk) but unfortunately a few years ago I started getting migraines abd realised that cheese was a trigger
anything made with cow's milk makes me feel like someone's hit my head with an axe. I can still have cheeses not made with cow's milk but I still miss some of the beautiful cheese I used to fill myself full of at Christmas. So yes, those manic Hinchers are correct, on this occasion I am a jealous troll!
My husband and I call our cats “the boys” but then again I don’t have human kids
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