The sex can't be up to much. If I was planning an eventful night of shagging I wouldn't be getting my hair done beforehand because it would be messed up again pretty quickly
Mrs Hinch #260 Sing a song of Hinchy, a pocket full of lies. £24,000 baked in a pie
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Jamie being sleezy and running his wife a bath in the hope of a birthday bang
Maybe she's had her hair done for a shootThe sex can't be up to much. If I was planning an eventful night of shagging I wouldn't be getting my hair done beforehand because it would be messed up again pretty quickly
Urgh, Fred Vest grunting and gurning over you, no wonder she fucked off out to the hairdresser!The sex can't be up to much. If I was planning an eventful night of shagging I wouldn't be getting my hair done beforehand because it would be messed up again pretty quickly
Just watched. Just why? Seriously? 
Keep some things for yourself, eh?
Keep some things for yourself, eh?Is this because I posted that I feel sick about your sex life part of the book Soph? It’s not that deep hun. Please be careful because I imagine jizz is a total nightmare to get out of crushed velvet. ATV.
Sex, hair done, photo shoot - wonder if there will be a pregnancy announcement for his birthday tomorrow?
Imagine your other half having to hint at you having a bath before having a bit. Never mind broadcasting it all over insta. The shame!!!
I dunno why but this always makes me lol, I wonder if it was an involuntary slap of her hand? It was so quick! Or maybe it was Inch slapping her, behave ya daft bint!!
That would be a bit quick. Sounds like they haven't had sex in years.
They honestly believe they are comedy gold aswel dont they bleeping melts the pair of them
bleeping melts the pair of themThread suggestion..
Inch is hinting for Birthday nookie, not until Grinch ticks it off her booky
Inch is hinting for Birthday nookie, not until Grinch ticks it off her booky
The shagging must be slack in their gaff if this is the song and dance they make about it their still probs sat on opposite couches ignoring each other
their still probs sat on opposite couches ignoring each other Thread Suggestion
Have you lost your job and can’t feed your son? Write a list it’ll make it all better hun
Have you lost your job and can’t feed your son? Write a list it’ll make it all better hun
That is bleeping vile 
my vag has dried and shrivelled up so far into my body it’s going to come out of my mouth looking like one of her eggy fart pastry concoctions.
my vag has dried and shrivelled up so far into my body it’s going to come out of my mouth looking like one of her eggy fart pastry concoctions.
Where’s everyone? It’s not THAT late!
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Mad Barker is Lois! Just standing at the door not quite getting what the sickness is about, whilst holding an Aunt Bessie's special in a pot
What awkward is..... Were all rolling about laughing after watching them. Genuis I'd sayThey honestly believe they are comedy gold aswel dont they
It's been a while guuuyyyyseseseses.
I left grinchys stories well alone for the past month. I needed the break from her and social media - it has all been doing my box in. Her book release pushed me over the edge.
I picked a grand time to peek at her stories again (not that feck all has actually changed in a month!!). Horrified by what I watched and heard. Want to claw my eyes and ears out and burn my brain. Did not need any of that info this evening.
Also, heres a question. Why does a hairdresser need to go out for a professional blow dry? Just curious. Can't she do it herself any more is that just for mere commoners now?
But hey all you tattle bastards. I missed how much this site makes me laugh. The last few pages of this thread are comedy gold. Bravo!
I left grinchys stories well alone for the past month. I needed the break from her and social media - it has all been doing my box in. Her book release pushed me over the edge.
I picked a grand time to peek at her stories again (not that feck all has actually changed in a month!!). Horrified by what I watched and heard. Want to claw my eyes and ears out and burn my brain. Did not need any of that info this evening.
Also, heres a question. Why does a hairdresser need to go out for a professional blow dry? Just curious. Can't she do it herself any more is that just for mere commoners now?
But hey all you tattle bastards. I missed how much this site makes me laugh. The last few pages of this thread are comedy gold. Bravo!
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