Mrs Hinch #251 Anxiously cleaning the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance.

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HinchesSousChef

Hi. I’m calling a bingo about ironing.
Those clothes on that heated airer are perfect. Not a crease in them. They have been ironed and then placed on the airer so that she can perform her “I put my clothes away Straight from the airer - how dare those tattlers question my ironing”.
 
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Olivemaks

She never bought more of her rose-wonder-fuck. She has crap loads stashed away at home somewhere. She just wanted to make a quick £20,000 this morning we all know u you didn’t buy shight zoph
 
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AreYouHavinAGiraffe

mgh727 said:
That’s gonna be her booking a hotel for Jamie’s birthday, because 41 is a huge birthday that requires a nights stay in a hotel and she deffo can’t do something as basic as a caterpillar cake and a Chinese Twat.
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Its mine today. I got Percy pig cupcakes and a snotty, teething baby
 
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Tui

“I ALWAYS get my snow globes out at Xmas”
Do you Soph?
Here’s me thinking you only got into them last Christmas
 
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mgh727

Take a shot everytime she says “I love it” or uses the word “love” to describe something.

Done.....okay how’s your liver fairing up and how many empty bottles of tequila you got sat around you?
 
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Tui

Olivemaks said:
Yet he’s grown so much in the last month where’s the old ones. Not that it matters. She don’t pay for his clothes
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Festering in a disused charity clothes bin somewhere in Maldon
 
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shadyessex33

Tui said:
“I ALWAYS get my snow globes out at Xmas”
Do you Soph?
Here’s me thinking you only got into them last Christmas
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What you on about?! She just laaaaavvvvveeessssshhhh her traditions! Like that one where she took Ronaldo to the library once
 
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MrsNott

God guuuuuuys. How dare you question her snow globe at Christmas tradition. You know, what she has done once
 
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londonlife24

Marie Kondo does not buy useless tat at home bargains and b&m constantly!!!!!!!!! why does she pretend to be inspired by her
 
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HinchesSousChef

So was this “popped to b&m” the b&m visit that someone posted about yesterday? I reckon she was there yesterday but doesn’t want to admit it.
 
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Hilopicklelo

Pretty sure she's the only person buying her shitty washing stuff my store is fully stocked continously, not even a gap missing. It's also slowly shifted from the central busy aisles, to in a corner at the back of the store.
 
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Moobiemoo

She only has 3 fucking snow globes!!

I knew that fucking song would be back again today. Poor JamesTW now giving everyone PTSD on the daily

And yes it’s creepy people like seeing this exact same weird morning montage every single bloody day. And your dog only likes your child because he has food and then he runs away! You literally have to bribe the dog with his heart attack food to like your child
 
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Olivemaks

Was thinking does she not iron and just stuff them in or something

Hilopicklelo said:
Pretty sure she's the only person buying her shitty washing stuff my store is fully stocked continously, not even a gap missing. It's also slowly shifted from the central busy aisles, to in a corner at the back of the store.
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lardy dardy is a beg an all
 
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