Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[RonnieBlessHim]

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You gotta (jus) roll with it,
You gotta make your pies,
You gotta bake what you bake,
Don't let any trolls get in your way

To the tune of Oasis' Roll With It. Another playlist inspiration!

 

[XxmfxX]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again that pastry does not look cooked.
It looks raw at the bottom there stomachs must be lead lined

Paul hollywood would have a witch fit if he saw her raw pastry concoctions

 

[Behelzabobs]

Why does the base anyways look a tiny bit undercooked or is it me

 

[Bigbluebox]

Why does the base anyways look a tiny bit undercooked or is it me

It’s not you. As Gordon Ramsey would say ‘it’s bleeping raw!’

 

[Amibovvered]

Anyone seen this. She’s trolling on his Insta post but won’t talk to him direct

 

[Moobiemoo]

The layers are also raw
Hope that helps

 

[Gennie19]

Anyone seen this. She’s trolling on his Insta post but won’t talk to him direct

That profile isn’t actually Piers Morgan

 

[DaimIt]

HA . Braid doesn't look that great eh . Qualified hair stylist that cannot braid yet the puff pastry has given her life. I can only assume prior to the joy that is Jus Rol , the toilet pine cleaner was keeping her going .

 

[Sarzzz]

The layers are also raw
Hope that helps

So true When you get a new oven, you have to learn how to cook with it as the temps are always different from oven to oven, so you learn to cook stuff for a bit longer etc. She seems to stick to exactly what the recipe says, no matter if it's cooked...or not, in her case. She needs to bung her oven up or leave it in longer, the daft bint!

 

[rosalierae]

People are actually copying her stories now?

Nope she copied this person. Such an unoriginal cock

 

[SuzyE]

It’s not you. As Gordon Ramsey would say ‘it’s bleeping raw!’

I'd love Gordon Ramsay to take a pop at her cooking. Talk about tv gold!

 

[ragdollmissy]

I think Mrs Hinch abd Mr. Inch know exactly what they're doing. Basic marketing (which Mr. Inch knows well) says that you should show a baby or animal in the ad or post and make people believe you are talking to them directly and personally. And maybe Hinch hasn't looked at this site but no doubt Mr. Inch looks at tattle all the time to get (steal) content. We see you Hinch and Mr. Inch!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Paul hollywood would have a witch fit if he saw her raw pastry concoctions

Thats one soggy bottom

 

[rosalierae]

I think it's about that little soft toy baby in a basket she showed Ronnie playing with - the company re-posted the photo saying they gifted it to her because she failed to acknowledge it, greedy witch!

I KNEW she wouldn’t have had the presence of mind to buy NoTuftzNoSpeechManzz something like that! bleeping knew it!

 

[WickedWendy]

She clearly liked Piers post to drive her hinchers there to troll him for not mentioning her. She has an agenda for everything.

 

[Just_Looking_]

I wonder how much of what she ‘cooks’ ends up in the bin?

 

[rosalierae]

I think Mrs Hinch abd Mr. Inch know exactly what they're doing. Basic marketing (which Mr. Inch knows well) says that you should show a baby or animal in the ad or post and make people believe you are talking to them directly and personally. And maybe Hinch hasn't looked at this site but no doubt Mr. Inch looks at tattle all the time to get (steal) content. We see you Hinch and Mr. Inch!

No I agree. I don’t think they’re these high flying sales people that everyone makes out, they’re too thick. They fully intended this to happen but they just got lucky in my opinion. Wasn’t through any expertise of their own

 

[Thelmachops]

Why does the base anyways look a tiny bit undercooked or is it me

The irony of that is that she was watching Bake off on Vestlifes video, so she should know what a soggy bottom looks like!

 

[Bigbluebox]

I'd love Gordon Ramsay to take a pop at her cooking. Talk about tv gold!

Same! Some of the insults he comes out with have me pissing myself

 

[Amibovvered]

Well, that’s depressing. View attachment 267589

That lock up must be bursting with books
she can bung them in a bbq to sit around on her patio....and get all cosy guyzzzzzz