Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It
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Anyone have the heart radio link please?
You can tell from the way she was reading it, it was the first time she’s ever bloody read it
Shes probably been asked by penguin to send the ghostwriter a load of basic facts from her life etc, the ghostwriters pimped it out with real words that aren’t “um” “err” “literally and “I laaaaav it” and she’s read it when filming the audiobook for the first time, reading the typos and all 
I don’t think it’s a typo - I think she’s saying she hasn’t done a whole chapter so that people feel sorry for her
This is fascinating
This has made me realise that Hinch literally doesn’t get invited to any PR events really, she claims to turn them down and TV appearances but I’m starting to think no one invites her, last thing she went to was the dancing on ice with SS and even then Inch was lurking in the background
First time I've seen this she actually comes across well here
TY shady, I have posted that video in the past but for the life of me I couldn't find it again.
I don’t think it’s a typo, it’s a badly constructed sentence. I think what the ghost writer she means is “I haven’t told you all this so you feel sorry for me”.
In the GW‘s defence she had a 2000 word count to meet, she had to pad it out somehow, yanno?
Edited to add:the GW could have been male of course.
In the GW‘s defence she had a 2000 word count to meet, she had to pad it out somehow, yanno?
Edited to add:the GW could have been male of course.
I'm so slow at catching up on these threads just lately!
Has there been any sign of Polly since she was made to sleep in the dark dusty garage?!!!
I will just leave this here once again as I'm terribly worried about her......
Has mummmaazzz taken her to the scrap heaven high up in the sky? Or has sneaky Freda gone all underground and sold her on Shhhpppocckkk?!
Has there been any sign of Polly since she was made to sleep in the dark dusty garage?!!!
I will just leave this here once again as I'm terribly worried about her......
Has mummmaazzz taken her to the scrap heaven high up in the sky? Or has sneaky Freda gone all underground and sold her on Shhhpppocckkk?!
So as someone who talks like this sometimes I think she’s saying ‘I’m not saying all this because I want someone to feel sorry for me’ or whatever the line is in the ways she’s not saying it for pity. I’m from round London and I talk like this sometimes but know that regionally it’s doesn’t translate well in what I mean
hope this helps 
There isn't one I think - I can't find one to add to the wiki page.
Yes I was just about to say this, it’s not a typo it’s just a really piss poor attempt at constructing a sentence!
I’d love someone to work out the reading age of that book, it’s probably about 7 years old.
So....what she really wanted was an outpouring of apologies. 
How up her own arse can one person be?
“Mum says; always be a self-absorbed prick Soph”
She actually makes my skin crawl.
“I’m doing so so much guys”
Why??? What more do you need??
YOU GREEDY AS duck MORON.
*breathe*
How up her own arse can one person be?
“Mum says; always be a self-absorbed prick Soph”
She actually makes my skin crawl.
“I’m doing so so much guys”
Why??? What more do you need??
YOU GREEDY AS duck MORON.
*breathe*
Kate Spade to the party here but where is the wiki page?
Its all the fumes from the chemicals and wax melts...with all the food shes feeding him she's slowly killing him. If she knew anything about animals she would know that and would treat him like an actual dog. Take him on walks, let him play with toys etc. I feel sorry for himI was trying to think what it was that made me detest that dog and I think it’s because it’s not like a real dog it’s like it’s drugged or something, it’s always just staring or sleeping or looking snooty
I bet old Freda is on the rampage as we speak! This will have lit her tampon string and she's going to go OFFShe is gonna be apoplectic when she realises there is a typo in the trolls section!
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Going back to the video posted 
This was videoed in Nov 2018, in it she is even going on about the troll conspiracy theories/stories then. like she does now.
She's either an idiot or has a limited vocabulary. I doubt she knows what a conspiracy is.
It's not a conspiracy Soph Hun, Tattle exposes your lies.
This was videoed in Nov 2018, in it she is even going on about the troll conspiracy theories/stories then. like she does now.
She's either an idiot or has a limited vocabulary. I doubt she knows what a conspiracy is.
It's not a conspiracy Soph Hun, Tattle exposes your lies.
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