Mrs Hinch #248 I became a pastry troll and Mrs Hinch Made Me Do It

[Amibovvered]

Wonder who they'll go as. Jamie can be the Hulk

If it was villains, Ma could be Joker

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Does anyone have a child around rondons age? I don’t have children myself however I’m confused As to why he’s so silent and nonchalant Shouldn’t they be a bit more.. you know. Expressive.. I wonder how long she spends playing with him and not just getting a snap in for Instagram then getting up ticking lists again dust hunting ..

I have a child the same age although they are all very different and I’m never sure if he does more than were shown I think she waits until he’s perfected something before showing like how one day suddenly he took his few steps (on concrete) then the next day was running laps of the garden

Mine is very vocal though and can say a few basic words and knows lots of words if I ask her for something etc. I would like to hope Ronnie does get the stimulation he needs even if not from her. He does seem very straight faced all the time then again he was doing baby talk once and screaming and she kept shushing him so who knows.

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Omg, Henry Handsomes is enormous here!

Why does the chicken strip always look posed in pictures. You can tell he’s looking at someone else. Probably inch high with food. Pavlovs Hench

 

[mammaof3]

I’m so tired of some of the biggest influencers pushing so much plastic junk. Those plastic pumpkin pots will be used for one year and then thrown away and will take the next half a millennia to decompose and you can get biodegradable dog poo bags rather than single use plastic ones.

I know it seems so petty to moan about this but some of us are really trying to have a positive impact on the environment and it seems so fruitless when some people are clearly not even thinking about the environmental impact of how they spend their money.

I'm a tight witch, I have halloween buckets/hats/decoration shite from a decade ago, and they were all bought afterwards in the sale. They get shoved in the loft with my Tracy lol

 

[Amibovvered]

I’m calling that our shrinking violet dresses up as Wonder Woman. Complete with skirt so short you can see what she had for breakfast

This will be for the 4 million brought followers won’t it

 

[shadyessex33]

Eurgh I’ve just noticed she is upto “3.8mill” followers now. Their flexible friend has certainly taken a battering this week on bots

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

She will come on one day saying Ronnie said his first word then the next day he will be sat reading a full book to us page by page

 

[Moobiemoo]

IMO she’s holding back most of normal things about parenting and Ron and always has done.

I think she described him as naughty as he is a real screamer and also is pretty active and doesn’t sit and play as often as she makes out so when she can get a photo of him trapped in his high chair she can make the most of it

 

[Amibovvered]

Why has she bought three? Is Jake the Peg coming round for Christmas?

Because ‘Mum always says’ buy things in three’s

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Poor kids having to eat a birds nest now

Oh in the name of dryness what is that? Shredded wheat? Poor RonJonDryMouth. I’m sure she’s just doing this for a rise out of us now. The Sahara called. They want their dryness back

 

[Amibovvered]

I’m quite ambivalent when it comes to dogs but bleedin’ hell that dog doesn’t half look like a real stuck up arse

It’s all staged, he’s obviously waiting for food there

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Eurgh I’ve just noticed she is upto “3.8mill” followers now. Their flexible friend has certainly taken a battering this week on bots

What do you mean hot boys and do one thanks are obviously legit Hinch lovers with their empty profiles

I see she’s followed piers and also fabulous mag (have we that treat to come or has it happened)

 

[jolly_parsley]

Does anyone have a child around rondons age? I don’t have children myself however I’m confused As to why he’s so silent and nonchalant Shouldn’t they be a bit more.. you know. Expressive.. I wonder how long she spends playing with him and not just getting a snap in for Instagram then getting up ticking lists again dust hunting ..

My boyfriend's niece is a similar age and she runs around outside all the time and shouts and says a few words (a few months ago it was "witch" in supermarkets - no one is sure how she picked that one up). But she's usually walking or running around a lot and always playing with her toys!

 

[watermelon sugar]

What do you mean hot boys and do one thanks are obviously legit Hinch lovers with their empty profiles

I see she’s followed piers and also fabulous mag (have we that treat to come or has it happened)

We've been treated to that one, she loves a freebie magazine from a Sunday paper

 

[easeypeasey]

I forgot to take my left over pasta into work for lunch, so I treat myself to a large 5 piece Henry meal with a fanta.

Just laughed out loud at the 5 piece Henry meal dead!!

 

[LilPinkie]

I don't know if anyone has said this already as I can't keep up with the thread. But did anyone notice the typo when talking about the trolls? Shouldn't it be "because I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me"

Sorry if already been mentioned. Just thought it was just iconic that she's cocked up while slagging you eagle eyed lot off

Not to defend her but she hasn’t. If she’d put that, it would be a double negative.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

We've been treated to that one, she loves a freebie magazine from a Sunday paper

I can’t keep up with her recent events all the same old pack of lies and photos that look nothing like her

 

[Pergola]

Well that haul was an anti climax I don’t think that’s even the half of it but we take the piss to much with how accurate we are I got a bingo with the Halloween and Christmas tit but no ott loveeee ittt guys it’s like she’s trying not to say it. No cheap tat for Ron but for her niece instead and I guess the red and blue icing is for super hero spider man superman style cakes well an attempt. Does Ronnie have a condition which means he has trouble chewing and swallowing since she serves him a special dish of everything oven baked or in muffin form genuinely curious

I doubt very much he could have chewed his way through roasted noodles!!!

 

[SophiaPen89]

Baby did sleepinzzz

Nonwonder her toddler can’t babble he can’t understand her

 

[fannysjohnny]

I imagine him looking like Rodney in the episode of only fools and horses when they go to a party as Batman and robin

Wasn't it a funeral?