I can't wait to see what she buys from home bargains. I'm on the edge of me piano stool
Absolutely not. It's for sitting on in front of a console table (not dressing) to put on your not gifted iconic make up. HTHCan anyone tell me what a piano bench actually is or am I being a bit thick? Is it for a piano? But they don’t have one I’m confused
I know how they made that picture, it went:
That’s one of my most favourite songsJust heard some Fleetwood Mac on the radio and it got me thinking it would make a good thread suggestion:
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
I usually agree with everything said here haha but I’ve done this. If I’m tired I’m straight out the bath, leave it to drain while I moisturise and get into bed. I forget it’s there tbh. I’m not going to be scrubbing out a bath tub at 11pm, it can wait. It’s hardly ‘disgusting’. The bum print was funny though!Sorry if this has been said already but it really annoys me she leaves her skank bath juice from the night before in the tub with the bath bomb staining up the bath and showing the world the imprint of her vag and arse of where she’s been sat. For someone that is meant to be a ‘clean freak’ this is disgusting
Stop talking dirty to me and naming bakeries!! I can’t cope with thisI preferred Sayers
Hahahaha I wish! I’d scoff the lotI've no idea how but I thought you said you work with digestive biscuits.
Me too! I just loooove ittttt, would 100%recommend it, I hope that helps.That’s one of my most favourite songs
Shall I book the holiday now?Paul and Sam..the dim Essex couple from the Catherine Tate show....they think everyday situations are hilarious...hmmm ring any bells!!!
And bang! You’ve got a box gifted to you!Me too! I just loooove ittttt, would 100%recommend it, I hope that helps.
ThankyouI'm thankfully not in financial bother but by fuck I would love a friend like you, you are absolutely beyond worth!
What like, McDonald’s or Nando’s?!I found the reference to the flat in Book 1 , her and Jamie lived in when they first started dating. She says it was in Essex in a block of flats. The smell of other people's cooking annoyed her so much she started cleaning. Her mum brought round a half used bottle of Zoflora to help hide the smell. And then it just snowballed into a habit of buying all the different types.
Their first date was pizza express cos Zoph couldn't pronounce the names of the other restaurants.
Yeah go to the pub and have a meal a few bottles of wine, absolutely tragic!!I would say shes just saying 'Greggs and Home Bargains date night' to be relatable, but they really are a pair of boring bastards its probs true
Go and get sloshed!!!
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