Is it too late for that pie to be the front cover of the Meeeeemoir?
I love your mum!Conversation with me and my mum tonight, we was talking about a certain (painting) Facebook group and she said how cult like it was and she came off it
I mentioned that the hinch groups were also like this and said some hinchers have said disgusting things to others
her: is that the hinch woman who they all admire to be?
Me: yeah because they are sad losers with nothing better to do
Her: don’t know why they aspire to be her she looks like a transvestite blow up doll
Me: * (hysterically laughing because my mum is normally cute as fuck and not as rude)*
Her: well I don’t really understand this influencer thing anyway they should go out and get real jobs, they are just nobodies behind a phone screen
Me: yes that’s very true although hinch seems to think she’s super famous and whinges about trolls
Her: I see the silly bitch has a book out I saw it advertised on Facebook
Me: * (Proceeds to tell her the latest goss about the pnd and book extract all in time to cash in on it) *
Mum: she’s a cunt
mum goes off to finish dinner
So Sophie ‘my mum said’ she fucking hates you
Do we really give a f*** what football he is watchingHe’s probably watching one of the carabou cup games; Chelsea are playing spurs, and he prob wants spurs to lose cos the filth (my name for arsenal) did against the mighty reds last night
still cannot see how anyone can call this a memoir
Wasn't it a pizza express?!I really feel like their first date would have been in a Nando’s?
Ooh we've got 26 pages dedicated to us #butshehasntreadheresince2019
Oooh but you know what will happen don’t you??? She will say the whole potty training was brilliant, they never had an accident, he never wet the bed, she never had to change his clothes cause you know they never leaked!!! Only to bring out some shitty book with the title: The mishaps of my life and then have a full blown moan on how she nearly had a mental breakdown potty training him, that she sat on the edge of her bed and had to be cuddled by Jamie cause Ronnie did the biggest dollop and it wouldn’t flush.!Being a mam of a three year old I remember when he was ronnies age and played with he’s toys lovely and I would neatly put them away when he was asleep ready for the next day. Fast forward two years later I have a huge toy box and as soon as the wrecking ball is asleep I hoy everything in the box while telling each individual toy to fuck off as I do it. Can’t wait till Ronnie hits them terrible 3’s what a joy man, or when he’s potty training! Imagine the scenes
Same as us pastry trollsHow many pages does anxiety get?!
Fuck thatHas anybody volunteered as tribute to read the "book" and report back here with the details?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?