Mrs Hinch #238 Better get down to the food bank hasty, the poor need my tasty pastry

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OMG she really needs to stop reading here! How many times have we said lately about how boring her content is? Same stuff every morning blah blah. And, once again, she’s directly addressed us!

Soph lovey - this site is for US! Not you! Stop stalking us and get on with your own life. ATFV
 
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My child is 2 and sleeps twice a day everyday. She has her first nap at around 9.30
I looked back at your posts and a few months a go you said your child didn’t have any naps.
I dont really care to be honest-some sleep, some don’t. Most drop to one nap between age 1 and 2.
 
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One question. When she was giving lardsomes his Bath she had two hands free. So who was filming? Jamie? So where’s Ronnie? Oh yeah. With Grandma of course
 
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I wonder this all the damn time when my little Terrorist child is running around ending up over tired showing signs of wanting a nap but kicking right off if I attempt to get her to nap she’s ronnies age but so scared she might miss something she will fight naps I’m lucky if she will nap once in the day but noway twice then again Ronnie wouldn’t be missing out on much so probably bored to sleep in dull grey castle shattered from all his insta performances
 
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I have 4 dogs- we treat them like our babies
I do adore them.
but I can tell you I’m not putting a robe on a dog after a bath haha

 
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Do you work for jus-rol or know someone That does??
Ha ha, no pastry connections here, I’m just imaging some poor manager opening his messages thinking WTF is going on!
Soggy pastry makes me heave so I struggle even thinking about half the shite she makes!
 
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I don’t think she is taking a step back, didn’t she sign with a new PR agency? Maybe a re-brand?

I wonder if she’s cooking these atrocities cos she’s going on I’m a celeb...
 
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Plus, subliminal advertising of her as everyone’s best buddy -constantly referring to herself in the third person, each time imprinting ‘Soph’ on the subconscience of her sheep.
Also, according to Dale Carnegie in ‘How to win friends and influence people’
“A person’s name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language”. Of course it is Soph, you just laavvvv it don’t you?
 
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Wet dog on the new sofa!? Don't think she'd be doing that if she paid for it! I can smell it though my phone
 
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Ronnie doesn’t nap 2 times a day. he isn’t even there most days and when he is there he’s being entertained by J or Freda. Every single day is storyboarded and follows a specific routine for posting of content - most of which is pre recorded, edited and checked over by her team. She stories in the naps because it gives a legitimate excuse to not have Ronnie around. As does “sending him to the shops with Jamie”. She needed to factor in Ronnie napping so she could post her cleaning content for the day - clean the dog. It’s generally one cleaning thing a day nowadays and that happens when Ronnie is “napping” but that’s just the narrative. It’s not real time.
 
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I actually find her quite insulting and patronising when she says “the boring life” because she only uses that term to sound relatable and draw attention away from the extravagant and excessive things she has in her life. Making out like staying at home is boring. Just because you go don’t go out to restaurants or bars and have late nights is not boring. And if anyone describes her life as boring then it’s because of her lack of creativity and effort with her posts and the fact that she never seems to do anything remotely interesting with her toddler. I’m home all the time but I would never describe my life as boring because I spend time with my family and enjoy being in my home. I don’t know about these media training lessons she’s been having but she needs to get to a creative writing class because the way she describes things is boring.
 
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I can’t actually believe the size of henzmanz... my dogs looks big at the moment as they’re due a groom but if I wash them they are mostly all fur and half in size! He had his own jus’rolls going on! Poor thing
 
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