Mrs Hinch #235 Planning a countryside move, gotta bring Ma cos Sophs still on the boob.

[allybongo]

Those eyebrows make her look like a Disney villain

 

[Chumpy]

CALL THE PRESS!
SHES FINALLY GOT A BABY GATE.

Who wants to tell her that it’s not advised to put them at the top of the stairs .....

 

[Thedutchess]

I’m sorry but she is talking absolute bullshit about that baby gate...
“None at all fit in this space?!”
Bollocks
A normal baby gate would fit there, and if not one that extends would.
We live in a converted stables and need one for babies and dogs. Not a single door or stairs is standard size yet we have plenty baby gates, one is also wedged in with a bit of wood.

She wanted a “fancy one”’and waited for it to be gifted.

 

[Egg parcels]

well done Soph it looks like a penis god knows how this woman got pregnant....is she laughing because it’s the spitting image of Jamie? Will she be holding her “pumpkin” next to it later for size reference

 

[shadyessex33]

All that plastic shit hanging off that pergola swing chair. One cherry off her super kings and POOOOF pergola bye bye!

 

[mgh727]

I bet they’ve got pictures of Ronnie in frames in their homes.... DISTURBINGG AF

It’s how the one hincher said she loves her 8 month old baby and Ronnie equally get your head checked ffs! One is your flesh and blood, the other is an insta prop used by its mother for views and likes!!

 

[Muchbee]

Sorry but if I was Jamie fucking hell pardon my French but I'd hit the roof. I cant stand my MIL she's so annoying. She thinks she's my sons 3rd parent and she always hangs round like a bad smell. Shes always throwing her unwanted advice around. Hers aren't quite as full as wisdom as Fredas though. Anyway I'd hit the bloody roof if we had a hollibob booked and my fella turned round and went 'by the way, my Mums coming!' imagine not getting away from the woman. She probably cheers them on when their shagging

Mum says put your back into Soph!

 

[shadyessex33]

Oh its managed by her sister? That'll be why, when I tried to post a question about how they felt when she didn't say anything about that woman who died after mixing chemicals, it didn't get approved.
'Just ignore it & it'll go away' must be their family motto. Luckily it doesn't work like that on here.....

When the Facebook page was first opened, if anyone dared not crawl up Soph’s arse the sister and Mum would attack the poster like a couple of bullies. They were absolutely vile. I can see where she gets it from. The whole family are awful. I feel sorry for the poor Dad having to put up with all them mad fuckers around him

 

[Whatisgoingonhere]

Did she really just crumble a biscuit onto the floor just so she could film herself hoovering it up

 

[watermelon sugar]

The last few stories are purely in response to Tattle bless her
I don't mix chemicals
I don't feed Hen Hen human food
I need a safety gate for Ron

What are you lot going to ask her to do next

Send me 10 grand

 

[shadyessex33]

These crazy fuckers would have a melt down if they saw the state of mine! Everything shoved in, nothing tidy and drawers bursting at the seams!

Me too! My pant draw has all sorts in it! I always end up wearing the same 3 pairs as well cause they get washed and put straight back on the top of the pile

 

[Moobiemoo]

i think it’s time to make a referral about her son to social services. So much evidence of emotional harm, the exploitation and just the constant positing of him. I know lots of people share their kids on social media but not everyone does it publicly and for monetary gain. Also not everyone has crazed stalker followers who literally think they are a member of your family. Any normal person would surely go ok these comments are weird and I’m concerned about sharing so much of my child online but all she thinks about is the money. She is putting her child at risk and she clearly doesn’t see it at all! Poor kid. To be fair, probably wouldn't meet the threshold for social services to even look into, although I’m sure it won’t be long until an ‘accident’ happens due to her neglect like he gets bitten by the dog or eats a washing tablet...

No I don’t think this is something people should do and I don’t think it would meet any threshold. There are no laws against children on a parents IG, he’s fully dressed and supervised and he hasn’t actually come to any harm. Even SS couldn’t intervene in this situation of monetisation - absolutely all these mummy influencers are doing the same thing. Some of the things she does do not seem very safe to me but I don’t think it’s enough to report them for anything.

I work in this type of area and although it’s all very cringe, there is no evidence of neglect or abuse so I don’t think it would be something anyone should do. Unless you see something majorly concerning relating to him. A lot of parents have pets, smoke and have stupid houses. He’s clean and fed. If an accident did happen it would be investigated by SS or the HV if he went to A&E or the GP with anything suspicious

 

[watermelon sugar]

Standard narcessist Sophie - most people go on holiday and enjoy the moment, make memories and leave to make more memories else where. Sophie goes on holiday and then is rumoured SHE BUYS IT!!! Because the only thing that makes Sophie feel like she's made memories is having material possessions (lump of bark from a cut down tree, a lump of cement from the land she walked on, a house because she stayed there and had the best HOLIDAY). To quote 'hamilton the musical' - YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.

 

[Chatliefriock]

These crazy fuckers would have a melt down if they saw the state of mine! Everything shoved in, nothing tidy and drawers bursting at the seams!

Mine is so stuffed full, I have to proper dig for anything. Like head torch on and mining type digging.

Last year I had an unfortunate visit to A&E due to a suspected broken wrist because of said knicker drawer.

I was mining for my spanx and they must have been caught somehow and I yanked them out and my arm flew up and I stepped back and arm went right into the ceiling fan which was on (yes its low, I know, but its over the bed and Mr Friock and I are both short arses.)

Anyways....a nurse told me I should check out Mrs Hinch because she has great drawer organisation.

I didn't. I threw out the spanx.

 

[DobbytheElf]

I can’t keep up with the speed of these threads
I just have a few thoughts though -
- Who the fuck does she think she is booking a 9 bedroom mansion for FOUR of them? #relatable
- If her parents came to visit I don’t for one second believe that they didn’t stay in the mansion with them and they were all obviously there the whole week, niece and sister included.
- A bespoke stair gate? Cry me a fucking river that you couldn’t get a normal stair gate to fit your shitty stairs - some people have to make it work for them because we’re not sofa millionaires but you, you have to get it bespoke to match greyskull towers and make your followers feel even worse about themselves that they can’t afford to do everything that you do.
- Cleaning the bath? Nope, she’s clearly made that dirty herself for the purpose of the cleaning video. I don’t clean my bath as often as her because I’m spending my time looking after my baby but even my bath isn’t that dirty. I’m calling bullshit.
- Autumn Garland? Fuck off. It’s not grey so why the hell is it in that house?
I’ve run out of steam now had to have my say before I miss the thread change

 

[mgh727]

A girl (known hincher) I went to school with is asking on Facebook who makes cheap custom grey wooden stairgates locally *slips on the delete button*

 

[SophiaPen89]

How can she cook such crap for her baby?
what’s wrong with simple spaghetti bolognase for him? Her lack of nutritional education bothers me...

 

[Please advise me]

Ffs man... sod off!View attachment 250560

Just came on to post this too!

Urgh so in other words you went to your ‘go to’ place to drum up lots of arse licking comments. All just to massage your ego as you know things are not looking good for you after all your recent lies...
Oh Zoph, many of us will be worrying what is to come later with the announcement from BoJo, but as long as your arse lick Facebook page (managed by your sister) keeps you happy that’s the main thing....

 

[legsbumsandtums]

I'm watching you huns. How does Jamie take her seriously?

 

[LiverbirdLisa]

Given that she treats that dog like a human child, maybe she should think about it like this...

How would she like it if someone kept smacking her on the back while she was having her tea?

*** edited to explain that by tea, I mean evening meal ***