Mrs Hinch #235 Planning a countryside move, gotta bring Ma cos Sophs still on the boob.

[tippingpoint]

Still pissing myself at her Halloween make up last year. What was it for? Literally to sit in her house so fucking weird

 

[Cheshirechick]

She is just becoming a joke now. Unrelatesble, no real profile. I'd call it a day if I were you Sophie Love!

 

[Justapeep]

Just had a look at her last Grid post not many likes for someone with nearly 3 and half million supposed followers and noticed that SS hasn’t liked it yet. She’s too busy trying to hide her latest campervangate which she pretended she knew nothing about. Pair of liars

 

[shadyessex33]

When she farted off to have her nails done by trace last night she wasn’t concerned about missing bedtime then?

Come on now. She had just had to spend a week with it. She was due the break. That’s enough pretending to be a doting mum for 2020 thank you very much!

 

[watermelon sugar]

I collecktiiidd some acornz from DosiTTTT

I collecktiiidd some acorns from DosiTTTTT I got a gaTttte for the ShhhhhhTTTTairs I just love ITTTT I went to Cosshhhhhtaaaa and got a hot choshhhholaTTTe with 3 sssshugashhhh

 

[Sweetpea30]

Someone actually saying they wish their own child could be 'as cute as Ron' and then shouting troll when someone calls them out

She loves them both equally, WTF, she loves a strangers child that she’ll never meet, as much as the one she gave birth to. She needs serious help!!!!

 

[shadyessex33]

she’d never admit it even if it did go badly

Exactly. The dog would just suddenly disappear and Ron would have a massive unexplained scar across his face. Stupid woman

 

[Rosiepie]

See she’s still tagging boo hoo clothing despite a recent audit in August that showed workers were indeed being paid BELoW the minimum wage

 

[Kiki1989]

Is it just me or does she look more and more like a ventriloquist dummy everyday?

 

[fannysjohnny]

Oooo you little rebel you

If my fella thought a minky was a good idea as a present he'd be using it to clean his tonsils via the long route.

 

[Mothertoaboy]

*sighs*... She makes it so blatantly obvious that she reads tattle like a bible. The eyebrow video for example, we pastry trolls were quick to pick up on her eagle brows , and within an hour the video has gone. Given that there are over 200 threads on her, how does she find the time to continuously read them day in day out? She must be reading the comments as they come in, just put your bloody phone down, sit on the floor, and play with your son Soph for goodness sake.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Thanks for the thread suggestion guysz I'll book us all a mansion in Dorset and we can all go run round the fields, feed goats and horses everyday and stare at firepits like physcos all the vest guys x

I'll make you a raw cake and decorate it to look like a porno arsehole to celebrate babe

 

[Handsomezz]

She's boiling my piss today. I like it when she fucks off.
Also, can someone please tell Vestlife to shut his face!

 

[shadyessex33]

So another day doing fuck all in the garden!
I'm a Virgo @shadyessex33 and supposedly I have very exacting organisational skills! Bollocks! every drawer in my house and every cupboard is like a game of Jenga! xx

Out of sight, out of mind is my motto! Life is too short to be labelling everything and spending days storing it. Hinch doesn’t realise this, at the detriment to the relationship with her child

 

[FentonLeigha84]

So, looks like Mr Hinch does have a job..... Helpings others Rip people off, lie & manipulate on social media and gain freebies/gifted items/and content from businesses. It doesn't say (even after some googling) who owns this company, who runs it, how many agents etc.... Seems secretive. Just like the Hinches. Doubt they would allow another company to use "their" name in anyway. Plus wasn't he a successful sales manager prior to all this, so with that and their "fame" & platform level he probably does feel able to support & advise others on social media marketing. I wonder where in the house their office is? They never show that room.

*Social media influencers needing marketing campaigners should be enough for fans to see it's all business. Nothing is authentic that comes from an influencers post, nothing. It is all cleverly thought out in advance and pre-planned for maximum exposure & money. The only times it's not planned months in advance is at times when a trend pops up suddenly & they jump on the bandwagon - although it will still be thought out & planned by someone else, just in less time than the rest of their content.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Can anyone on MHMMDI think for themselves? There’s a post asking “how do you store your knickers in drawers?” Love you don’t need fancy baskets or roll them up into felt holders, no one is going to go looking and judge you

Store yours perfectly neat in fancy boxes or whatever they are called. Then sling your fellas boxers in the dogs bedroom

 

[Egg parcels]

 

[Fun&games]

One word...



Eyebrows

 

[Pepsi]

It's already hotting up in Maldon

There was an episode of Four in a Bed from the White Horse in Maldon on Saturday. I got to see the lake and the crazy golf. I felt like I knew it so well

 

[Gio]

Another day out in the garden. I can certainly see why she needs so many holidays, must be exhausting!

Wonder when project outdoor kennel, sorry playhouse, is going to get underway? On the edge of my seat here!