Hey, can you get your partner or friend or kid to film you slowly chewing on the kofta then do a creepy slow zoom on your half smile? That’s how I like to watch people eat
Mrs Hinch #228 In the village of Maldon, born and raised Behind the sofa is where I spend
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Oh we're in for a meltdown!! Gretal on one!!
Why empty crumbs on to the side just to hoover them. You wouldnt smear butter on the side just to wipe it again? What is the point. What are you doing lady?
Ooh my first bingo!!!1st one song lyrics a pop at tattle
2nd why can't you just put the crumbs in the bleeping bin like a normal person
3rd who called bingo on the wheelie bin clean tick
Fml
I see it now, jesus christ lmao!!! I thought it was a summer house that magically appeared overnight
Highchairs, she has 2 or 3!!
What was it all about? Kids were nightmares last night. Growing pains!! Toddler needed copious amounts of water at 10pm, wanted more calpol after id given her the correct amount so she had a massive meltdown, then her blanket was too hot and then too cold!!! I need a bloody holiday!!!Yeah, she deleted it
Hi, I have been lurking on these threads for a while but this is my first post. Please go easy on me.
What was that with the toaster crumbs??? Why would anyone tip them onto the counter to hoover them up? Put them in the bin or tip them down the sink, you know, like a normal person. Why would you want to create more work for yourself? Oh, that's right, because you have no content otherwise.
Has anyone else noticed how, for a cleaning account, a lot of what she cleans is a bit minging? The vase the other week springs to mind, and the hoover
. My son takes the piss out of me because I am meticulously clean and tidy but, even if I wasn't, I couldn't have filth like that lying around the house. Bet it stinks.
Also, the cushion chop thing. I don't get it. In fact, I hate it! I think it ruins the look of a cushion. Is anyone with me on that?
Thank you all for opening my eyes and giving me some good laughs along the way
What was that with the toaster crumbs??? Why would anyone tip them onto the counter to hoover them up? Put them in the bin or tip them down the sink, you know, like a normal person. Why would you want to create more work for yourself? Oh, that's right, because you have no content otherwise.
Has anyone else noticed how, for a cleaning account, a lot of what she cleans is a bit minging? The vase the other week springs to mind, and the hoover
. My son takes the piss out of me because I am meticulously clean and tidy but, even if I wasn't, I couldn't have filth like that lying around the house. Bet it stinks.Also, the cushion chop thing. I don't get it. In fact, I hate it! I think it ruins the look of a cushion. Is anyone with me on that?
Thank you all for opening my eyes and giving me some good laughs along the way
I thought maybe Ronnie had his play equipment at last.
To show the #gifted Shark, of course!
PS Soph - stop calling it a Hoover, it's not a Hoover!
“It don’t matter what the haters say, you do you” ok Mrs Hinch, you’ve just cemented the fact that you’re a complete narcissist and selfish, self centred, tone deaf witch.
“The haters” as you call us are merely pointing out that you’re rubbing your lazy lifestyle and vast wealth accrued from it in peoples faces. THREE holidays in a month. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s disgusting at the best of times let alone in a pandemic when people are losing their jobs and struggling to see their loved ones. Peoples mental health is at an all time low and she’s there fannying round with a bleeping duster, and flaunting all her new stuff, her rug, her pergola her landscaped garden. She’s probably pissed £100,000 down the drain during lockdown alone .
And don’t get me started on her fat duck lazy bastard husband. Why isn’t he working? Just because she’s bringing in cash doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have a job! Get some pride man, you’re a bleeping waste of space.
“The haters” as you call us are merely pointing out that you’re rubbing your lazy lifestyle and vast wealth accrued from it in peoples faces. THREE holidays in a month. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s disgusting at the best of times let alone in a pandemic when people are losing their jobs and struggling to see their loved ones. Peoples mental health is at an all time low and she’s there fannying round with a bleeping duster, and flaunting all her new stuff, her rug, her pergola her landscaped garden. She’s probably pissed £100,000 down the drain during lockdown alone .
And don’t get me started on her fat duck lazy bastard husband. Why isn’t he working? Just because she’s bringing in cash doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have a job! Get some pride man, you’re a bleeping waste of space.
yes! You remove the plate and crumbs and then wipe it down, she makes such palaver out of simple every day jobs which nobody else thinks about. It’s like watching a child
Don’t forget #paprikagateWell she does smear toothpaste in the sink just to wipe it off
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It stresses me out how much fairy liquid she puts in her dishmatic
That was tumeric sillyDon’t forget #paprikagate
the magic tumeric that appears on clean sides
She has two highchairs? They’re awkward, manky, space-eating buggers, I was delighted when I could get rid of mine. Why would you want two? Even if I’d been given an extra one, I’d find a friend or someone that could use it.
As for holidayfest, I’m not jealous. One of the reasons we enjoy our holidays is that we work our butts off so we feel we’ve earned our holiday chilling out. I genuinely wouldn’t want to go on holiday every other week.
That said, my teenagers being back at school this week feels like a holiday, particularly for my kitchen.
As for holidayfest, I’m not jealous. One of the reasons we enjoy our holidays is that we work our butts off so we feel we’ve earned our holiday chilling out. I genuinely wouldn’t want to go on holiday every other week.
That said, my teenagers being back at school this week feels like a holiday, particularly for my kitchen.
That sink is scratched to duck! should have gotten a ceramic butler sink, that would have looked better with that kitchen anyway. No taste
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