Mrs Hinch #226 The world is in luck, Hinch has finally shut up..

[MrsBee1021]

Imagine jet spraying your bins in front of all that garden seating/sleepers, after spending allllll that money on it. If those flowers weren’t dead before, they DEFFO will be now. More money than sense

 

[Dickydoo123]

OMG has she just really said she won’t promote a product without fully understanding how it works what like fookin ALL of them she just makes it up as she goes along and mixes anything

 

[JBFletch]

Anyone remember her tip of cleaning with zoflora and bicarb on mattresses? Someone I know used this tip a while back and went to use it again but noticed it had been deleted from Hinches highlights and contacted her. She got a reply and she didn’t even then admit it was dangerous and said she was going to continue to use this method!! Poor Ronnie is probably sleeping on a zoflora soaked mattress every night!

Wow she really doesn't give a

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Here's a game for you all guyyzzz

SPOT THE LIE

Also, worried she'll bore us that ship sailed 148 stories ago

Was coming on here to mention this. So shes ready to discuss putting zoflora in boiling water and leaving it over night? Mixing chemicals in which a poor woman lost her life?? Ill wait

 

[Poptart]

Here's a game for you all guyyzzz

SPOT THE LIE

Also, worried she'll bore us that ship sailed 148 stories ago

Is she for real?!! She tells people to use fabric softener in a spray bottle, or to wipe their skirting boards with it and has them all using zoflora as a fragrance!!!!! Unbelievable.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I did LOL today, Lisa Dawson, on stories talking about her grey monstrosity en-suite, she hates it and is ripping it all out. Maybe Hinch can recycle the tiles into a mosaic for her per-gola.

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

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Cleaning her bins and ruining her grass, waiting for gifted artifical because of her faux pas

 

[Kittymckat]

So she's basically said that she knows exactly how she's supposed to use chemicals but literally doesn't care!!

 

[Moobiemoo]

I don’t believe that was her doing those bins. I’ve seen her use that pressure washer before on one paving slab and she went all 50’s housewife about how it was lovely and satisfying but it’s Jamie’s job. Same with the fence she said it took too long to paint so she did like 3 sprays and then gave it back to him. She never actually does any of the hard graft jobs. Absolutely anything that involves something that takes longer than 10 mins, climbing, moving something or lifting he will do it and not her. She may screw an eBay box together but that’s it! Perhaps she is a weakling or something but it’s just so irritating. A lot of us women are doing all those things and more! It’s so depressing to see some women still just want to be such a stereotype

 

[Frunicorn]

Here's a game for you all guyyzzz

SPOT THE LIE

Also, worried she'll bore us that ship sailed 148 stories ago

“Career” sorry Zoph, are you taking the mick out of all of us who actually work?

 

[Erica24]

Here's a game for you all guyyzzz

SPOT THE LIE

Also, worried she'll bore us that ship sailed 148 stories ago

Absolute bleeping bullshitting witch. Does she think people are as bleeping thick as she is?!

 

[Lisav]

Is Benson a handsnomezzzz? "sorry I'm still learning

 

[PandaEyes]

Was coming on here to mention this. So shes ready to discuss putting zoflora in boiling water and leaving it over night? Mixing chemicals in which a poor woman lost her life?? Ill wait

I hope you're not holding your breath

 

[Erica24]

Aquadoodle - yet more non messy play in the Hinch household
When is she ever going to let that boy get dirty, play with paint, dig in the dirt or any of the things that normal children do?
He will wash, his clothes will wash, for God's sake let him explore and learn

bleeping ironic isn't it when she is trying to plug her porn star washing liquid?!

 

[Red Squirrel]

New fan art I've just spotted of Mummaaz and her first born...
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I was my best mates “man of honour” last year. Me and one of the other bridesmaids got slaughtered on prosecco getting ready I can’t imagine you ever really properly relax when you’re around her. Always waiting for the next drama or scared you’re gonna upset her somehow because she’s such a delicate flower

I did that too but at my own wedding

 

[LoverA]

Here's a game for you all guyyzzz

SPOT THE LIE

Also, worried she'll bore us that ship sailed 148 stories ago

I’m gobsmacked!! Why would you say that so soon to the backlash of zoflora and boiling water? Screams the ESTJ personality type. I read an article recently and she ticks all the boxes!

 

[Anotherwantsamoan]

Says she won't use a product without knowing how it works or how to use it or whatever she said, okay hun what about the Zoflora and boiling water in a glass or spraying lenor on furniture or even all the products and chemicals you dangerously mix? Is that grinch's way of saying she knows how the products work but she doesn't care and will keep using them incorrectly and dangerously?

 

[Astonishing]

bleeping tragic. I thought my getting together with my husband was a cringey he responded to a cell fire we had in prison years ago, I thought "FIT" so I was hovering around whilst they were seeing to the fire, trying to let him see I was a right catch obviously, he didn't say much to me because he's shy and then I saw him on a night out that very weekend and he approached me, I was wrecked on red wine, and he said "weren't you on the wing I went to recently to put out a cell fire?" After a few drinks together, I threw up on his shoes and he had to tell my friend to take me home. He got my number from my friend and text me the following day saying "you owe me a new pair of shoes, or a drink would do?" The rest is history. He should have asked me to go to Home Bargains instead, we'd have been having a quickie in the seasonal aisle!

That’s an amazing story!!!
I love that!
my brother hasn’t had much luck in the dating department, his long term previous girlfriend was an absolute control freak who abused him. He’s been dating on and off.
Always feel sorry for him because he must just pick the nutty ones! At least this date didn’t piss on his floor!
Luckily I’ve been with my husband for 14 years.
Not married for that long obviously have a little “bastard” child as my nanny said.
I would never ever go for lunch with him and say let’s go to home bargains. I go there on my own to laugh at Hinchers

 

[mrshardy]

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‘Mrs Hinch tests all her products first’ you’re a liar Zoph, your bullshit bubble has burst!

 

[Anotherwantsamoan]

My brother has been on a couple of dates with this girl... She’s a hincher
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