I hope she isnt really doing that and she's sat on the couch with choccy biscuits all over her gob, opening up a Big Mac, Jamie is on his 5th Stella, Ronnie is in front of the sofa gobbling a chicken nugget happy meal and Henry is having a tit in the sleepers
Vest: Zoph luff get me anova Stella from the garage fridge.
Zoph: jaymeeeeee I cant ronnieblessimtumericface won’t eat his nugz I need to wrap them in pastry and tumeric he just lovezzzzzzz it
Vest: but babe you promised we wud just av a normal weekend. I’m still waiting for my pocket money from you so I can bet on willy hill
Zoph: *manic cackle and neck scratching* jayme you will noT geT ThaT unTil you’ve finished reading TaTTle
*Ronnie is staring blankly at the tv wondering why he isn’t allowed to watch CBeebies*
Meanwhile outside...
henry is contemplating running away for a better life when he spots the perfect place for a
tit... the pergoallaaa