I’m getting a bingo in guys!
She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!
She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!