Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[Astonishing]

Hahahahaha
The bacon sarni comment is what got me the most

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Honestly no hope for some people A bit miffed nobody has replied with #bekond

She could piss into an empty Zoflora bottle, tell them it's a new scent and they'd all lap it up

 

[KMS79]

So a couple of thoughts from me....
1) I’m doubting very much she had anything to do with the “development” of this product other than sniffing a couple of scented sticks and choosing “the winner” from a load of scents that P&G had already short listed over months for future launches.
2) When have we ever seen her be into Rose scented anything in the past? Wax melts, candles, Reed diffusers etc? So why Rose now? Rose scented things always remind me of old fashioned perfumes etc that Grannies wear (no offence) but odd choice for a 30 year old woman.
3) I can’t believe they didn’t even give her a script so she could talk about it in more detail than her usual “it’s PERFICKTTTT!” I LUV ITTTTTT!” That she says about pretty much everything she’s ever owned. Surely she should be selling the product and talking about the notes of the fragrance, the inspiration & benefits!?
4)Shes an absolute dickhead & I wouldn’t buy this stuff if you gifted me a grey PerGOALA filled with tat & a redundant cleaning trolly. ATV

 

[Mothertoaboy]

Wow fair play to Vestlife for cleaning the kitchen, must have taken him ages to wipe the sink down and put that crystal pen on the book! That will save Zoph so much time in the morning, I’d be chuffed to bits.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Speaking of Halloween I'm torn between two outfits. I might go as Polly the cleaning trolley or I might buy a twin set and go as Jamie?

 

[shadyessex33]

Even her flying monkey minion Mario isn’t pushing her shit fabric softener. He’s banging on about the method stuff you know when he isn’t crawling up your arsehole your time is numbered

 

[Louk]

#thread suggestion

Hinch's eyes have chemical burnzz
Mixing products, when will she learnzz?

Be kond, I'm a scientist, not a poet!

 

[JMS123]

Just caught up with the joys of yesterday’s posts. They are an odd couple. My husband has a high pressure job and works bloody hard but, when I came home after taking the kids out for the day, he’d cleaned the whole house, bathrooms and all. I have to confess that we have a cleaner (I don’t find cleaning liberating in the least) but she’s away this week so it was lovely to come back to a clean house.
As for the Twin Set montage, words fail me. Not quite sure why they pre-cut fruit up the night before? You’re rushing out to work in the morning or have the chaos of packed lunches for school, I totally get it but they’re both at home all day. Does it take that much time to cut up four strawberries in the morning for brekkie? Mind you, my kids just eat the fruit in its natural state without it being carved and sculpted into the hanging gardens of Babylon or other such weirdness.
Rant over. I’ve unfollowed them both as my sanity can’t take it...

 

[Notthatinterested]

Whoever said she'd been doing something with Shark soon because she's moved her highlights.....bingo!

 

[shadyessex33]

You’re about an hour too late babes. Soz. Why is she SHOUTING!!! Had to lash that together quick hasn’t she?

 

[fannysjohnny]

Just taken one for the team guyzzzz
Whose ready for the verdict?

 

[watermelon sugar]

I laugh reacted the announcement on the Hinch Made me Do It page. Nothing else. And someone I didnt know message requested me calling me a 'troll cow' All I did was laugh react!! Bonkers them Hinchers.

 

[PickledOnion]

Well deserved sleep?! the silly cow unclogged her barnet from the vacuum! That is all!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hope you replied saying "#bekond hun, I'm just learning"

I told her to stop pastry trolling me and she read it and didn't reply

 

[fannysjohnny]

You jest! Surely you jest.

They didn't have the conditioner and to be honest I was going to 'borrow" just one pod but there were no less than 5 management arranging a tidy up of the section,too many and besides I couldn't open the f...ing child catch with one hand

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

just wants the cupboard under the stairs might as well keep him locked in there

Ronnie Potter

 

[RandomMess]

Again... She sets women's rights back fucking decades...
Jamie decided she should go to bed. He put the call out to the sheep, they bleated and she Said 'ok, I'll go to bed'

Does she not know she has autonomy for a reason? The day a bunch of other people need to tell me to go to bed will be the day I'll book myself in...

 

[Rebecca Wrong-daily]

Got my first tattle bingo today(I’m classing as a bingo) I’m dead proud. LOVE IT!!
Also I washed my shark vacuum filter out over the weekend and it took till Tuesday to dry so she can pull the other one if she’s trying to kid us that wasn’t prerecorded

 

[motherofdonkeys]

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He’s basically being pimped out to earn easy money like Hinch.

LOL, the only thing emerging out of Vest Boy Slim is a pastry induced poo.

 

[Mufasa]

Rose Wonderland sounds like a fucking brothel masquerading as a lingerie shop.