Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[Savitar]

Apologies for the rant but she completely frustrates me! I can’t think of anyone more selfish than her on social media. I have a son the same age as Ron so I’ve been following her but I just end up disliking her more by the day. She has a huge platform to support struggling first time mothers but all she wants to show is her supposedly perfect life. Firstly, she promoted the Tommee Tippee prep machine which is used to feed her baby formula. She never mentioned if she tried to breastfeed and if she did, why not talk about it? So many first time mothers want to give the best start in life to their babies and breast milk is the best thing to give. If she struggled, her talking about it would have helped so many. Encouraging people to buy the machine just influences new mothers to not breastfeed or set them to fail. Another issue I have with her is why does she have to force her hobbies on her child? Why does she want him to be domesticated at a year old by giving him a toy kitchen and cleaning trolley?! Why doesn’t she let him share Jamie’s football hobby like any toddler and kick or throw a ball around? Another worry is a rather delicate one but does anyone notice that Ron has a weird shaped head? She has never talked about it and it’s very common which still worries a lot of new mothers, me being one of them. With his head being oddly shaped has she seen a specialist? What if he needs to wear a helmet to correct it? I’m sure she would be more concerned about a helmet ruining her pictures and videos. And lastly, she needs to stop using talcum powder on her poor child. Does she not know it is linked to cancer?! I understand that her IG account is her livelihood but she needs to stop putting herself first now. Rant over. For now.

 

[Jenniet]

She bought a bottle once but never got around to using it??? She is so wasteful. She’s thanking the plebs a lot lately. Trying to keep them on side after her recent shit shows

Just what a brand partner wants to hear oh thanks for the freebie I bought one once but didn’t even use it!!! Just like all the iconic products hidden to only come out to get paid

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Just spotted this on Instagram. Could this person possibly be a PASTRY TROLL?

 

[Olivemaks]

Every night? Okay fibber. Never seen her do this but crack on, if you must

 

[LadyB]

Not sure what to say really , either about her being so bloody tired he asked the sheep to message her to tell her to go to bed or him fannying around shining the sink. It beggars belief that over 3 million idiots take all this in! My mam had 7 of us kids and dad worked down the pit. She had no washing machine, no hoover and no help with us lot. We had a good home cooked meal every night, the house was tidy and god knows how but at night instead of putting her feet up she knitted all our jumpers and cardigans. Never, ever did I hear dad say "go to bed lass" and if he had have done she would have answered "don't be daft, I've got to finish this knitting, mending etc?". She wasn't much different from other mothers of that era, they just got on with it and yet that scraggy half wit is worn out after cleaning a hoover!!!!!! God give me strength and please let these two twats soon earn enough to piss off and retire. Sorry for the rant and please stay safe x

 

[strugglingmother2020]

She is going to dry up one day ( soon I hope) she has done all her cleaning hacks, infact barely cleans atal now. Shes had the wedding, done the extension. The Nigela attempts will drop off soon too... Back to a half head of highlights and a perm every day for the dosh soon?

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

I’m getting a bingo in guys!

She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!

Don't forget an ice cream carved with the words, "Sophie Rose Wonderland, I'm praaaaad of yaaa"

 

[Dickydoo123]

Imagine all the kids this morning stood to attention in front of the fireplace in their crisp school uniform
“Mum you can take the pic now”
“Fook off son, I’ve gotta be at Home Bargains in ten”

 

[Notthatinterested]

Her aren't burning from tiredness, they're burning from the zoflo fumes!

 

[shadyessex33]

Not a peep from Soapy Solomon! I dunno about you guyssshhh but if my Best friend for life had just released her own scent I’d be bigging the bitch up everywhere!

 

[Astonishing]

Is Onslow fuck going back to work. Just found this.

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He’s basically being pimped out to earn easy money like Hinch.

I’m tempted to ring tomorrow and put on my best PR management voice and see what the craic is

 

[Eddypeter]

Doesn’t know how she does it with one hand all hail queen cuntchops of Maldon! Jesus Christ they both need to get a life! And Jamie, get a job you lowlife layabout! what an asshole!

as if he said ‘ I don’t know how she does it with one hand’

like she had one blown off? Or is playing the piano with one hand? Or climbing Everest one handed?

she’s pulling a god damn tiny plastic spray leaver? I mean I don’t know how you guys do it but I’m wondering if I’m some sort of pro as I do it with one damn finger...

 

[Mankyminky]

Seriously, who are these people that message her utter pish like this, I’m actually embarrassed on their behalf.

 

[TantanBanan]

I mostly shop at Superdrug too, reasonably priced and cruelty free. I try not to be a preachy vegan but I really struggle to understand why, when it’s so easy to source cruelty free products these days, people support these shitty companies that still test on animals

 

[AC55]

I'm actually surprised that Shark haven't #gifted her an anti-hair wrap cleaner, what with her tatty extensions, Vestardo's pubes and Fat Dog Mendoza's fur littering the place!

 

[Flossy2019]

This has made me so happy!! I wonder if she has seen it yet? If not, here’s the link Verucca! Have a read up!

Zoflora makers warn mums not to copy Mrs Hinch's hot water hack

The influencer shared a post of her adding boiling water to Zoflora sparking fears among mums.

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Zoflora always do q&as on their Instagram and they always advise not to do it!! I’m actually glad this has been written hope she sees they’ve called her Hinchcliffe

 

[Wee blether]

 

[mgh727]

Also.....call me old fashioned....BUT ITS F**KING SEPTEMBER. WHY ARE WE MAKING WINTER CHRISTMAS SCENTS NOW. SUMMER IS BARELY OVER.

Rage over

 

[watermelon sugar]

One last one before I go to sleep
#WhereIsPolly

 

[BabyOctopus]

I went to View Garden centre in Wickford, Essex today (the one Hinch went to a month or so back). She bought that Peter Rabbit for her garden so I checked how much it cost... £70!!!! For one statue! So relatable. That's a weeks worth of groceries.