I know shes only 30, so practically a baby, and that shes just learning guuuyyzzzzzz, but surely she must know that Iggle Piggle taking a ride on the Ninky Nonk with Upsie Daisy flashing her draws, while the Tittifers chatter and the Tomblyboos dance are the way forward in getting your kid to settle. How has she not discovered Makka Pakka counting his stones and the Pontpines and Wotingers doing their weird
tit literally sends your child to sleep (and you) while you chuck them a night-time bottle.
Cbeebies love - you can thank me later!
I can't believe that even these many years later I remember all that, and worse I still remember the bloody songs!