Mrs Hinch #221 She gets a trolley, Vest gets veneers. Ron will be in tight clothes for years!

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Made to fit - original is Grinch gets a trolley, Vestie gets veneers... poor little Ronnie will be in tight clothes for years!

Last thread catch up

A few companies had gifted her some items and she proceeded to show them as #shoutoutandshare, something that she hadn’t done for ages (not sure she ever has).
One of the #gifts were 2 outfits from a company that also sell real fur on children’s clothing. wow.
She teased her bots with another guess her Christmas product release – tattle has surmised that it will be a scented fabric conditioner.
She went on a visit to her Uncle with Vest, Ron, and Mad Ma. Ron was given some crisps again that she purposely pointed out (The previous day's pic of him with crisps was deleted for some odd reason).
Vestie has new teeth.
She posted a video of them driving back from Rainham in the rain with an added rain sound.
She appeared tipsy in a story with Henry.
Mr. Inch posted a piece of wisdom for his bots to chew over.
Sunday she tidied out her very full medication box.
Cleaned the dishwasher, removed makeup marks off her wardrobe doors!! and went to Ma’s for a Sunday roast dinner.
Pa Barker is working in his outhouse, using her old kitchen that she loves but not enough to keep it. He has to sit awkwardly in front of the cabinets so it was called out as BS.
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
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For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
 
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Reposting again because I commented too late on the old thread and I'm an attention seeker.

I just want you to love me guys.
 
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What age are these 2 absolute cretins!!! Ones building castles then kicking them over! Wheres your baby? You not meant to be playing with him at the beach? They need serious help! And the mum is just as bad to let this happen 🤣🤣
 
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She looks homeless on that video Vest has put up. he will get a bollocking when they get home and he will put up a post sometime in the next few days about his 'gorgeous wife'
 
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Such a strange set up! You’ve got the 41 year old playing frisby, the 30 year old wife playing on her own in the sand and then watching all of this with a tight hold on the kid is Jarreth from Labrynth. The whole family are a psychologists wet dream
 
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Anyone else excited for the manic posts now homebargains has ruined her “mystery” project to her sheep
 
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Someone screenshot the f*** of her digging in the sand because she looks in her late forties and an ex druggie. Is this the unfiltered soph? I would hate to meet her on Halloween.
 
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Is it just me or does her parents ‘outhouse’ kitchen remind anyone else of the dentist lol
 
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Sorry I need to unfollow Inch, think I’d rather have a UTI than be subjected to anymore of his “funny” posts 🥴
 
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