This creases me up every time! Pre marked pastry and she totally misses the point of the dots! A 2 year old would know to cut on the dotted line!
Can’t cope with their banter..
And why is it that she’s in £40 underwear while he’s making do with Sports Direct socks? It’s not just Ronnie who gets shortchanged with the clothes then?
Ca-rescent roll. Now I'm still learning guys but I thought you should put icing sugar in with the cream cheese not caster. I know she gave it a little wh-hisk but surely it would still be grainy. YukI don't know what's annoyed me most this morning... How she pronounced "Crescent Fruit Roll" or the absolute comedy gold between Bant and Dec.
If I used my hubby's boxers as a duster, they wouldn't be fancy Calvin Klein, they'd be a pair from George at asda and my finger would go through one of the 16 holes as he refuses to bin them, scruffy bastard.
What about Aggie and the stern one(name escapes my addled brain) telling her off about her cleaning methods?I would love Gordon Ramsay to tell her how shite her attempts at cooking are
Or PantzFucking hell, it’s pure bantz this morning with them isn’t it?!
Hang on I've just realised, there is no crescent or roll shape in this mornings offering. Bit like a wasabi dish without wasabiHow in the holy land of who gives a rats is that a crescent roll??????? It’s some shite pastry with some fruit launched on top! And definitely not rolled
Maybe it's their dirty underwear post sex...Well I don’t know about anyone else, but I was rolling around laughing at that comedy skit they did with the pants & bra this morning! Side splitting stuff!
I’ve just spat coffee all over my poor catDirty underpants,really? I hope she wasn't damp dusting
Does anyone know anyone who actually worked with her in a hairdressers salon?? Surely someone must have worked with her?? Nope, thought notHairdresser
Kim! I'd pay to see thisWhat about Aggie and the stern one(name escapes my addled brain) telling her off about her cleaning methods?
Or rate my plate. That site is brutalI would love Gordon Ramsay to tell her how shite her attempts at cooking are
Yeah sh***** the boss (Jamie)Does anyone know what she did to make a living before buying her amazing spanking brand new build home and documenting pound land trips on Instagram?
False ones though,they do fall off...hate defending the muppetNo Finger nail this morning but it was there last night! View attachment 206144
I don't know where she trained,probably on line or a 3 day course,but she worked from home.She had a large,freestanding,silver mirror and a nice chair.I only remember her colouring or doing extensions.Does anyone know anyone who actually worked with her in a hairdressers salon?? Surely someone must have worked with her?? Nope, thought not
Kim,of course! Ta.Kim! I'd pay to see this
Shouting “Adulterer!!!!” at JamieFalse ones though,they do fall off...hate defending the muppet
I don't know where she trained,probably on line or a 3 day course,but she worked from home.She had a large,freestanding,silver mirror and a nice chair.I only remember her colouring or doing extensions.
I can't remember where her 'trade' took place.Could have been Henry's room??
Someone will remember.
Kim,of course! Ta.
I blame my neighbour who is obvs on a different time zone passing me a Pimms at 11 o'clock!
What would she have said? "YOU DIRTY PAIR OF BEASTS" or similar
OMG, I am slow off the mark this morning! I actually thought she meant “crescent” and could t work out why it was called that when it was flat!Oh is it I did skip through them but when I seen that I thought she was going to at least make some shapes with them or something
And does she mean croissant instead of crescent
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