I bet it has turmeric in itI’m gonna bet her ice cold chocolate milkshake won’t be a case of throwing chocolate milkshake powder in cold milk
Will be interesting to see how she will mess that one up with a batty concoction
Little old Zoph from the villageWhat a riveting life, filming your trip to the tip
I wonder what the people who work there must think of her stood there with her phone outWhat a riveting life, filming your trip to the tip
'There's that Mrs Hinch the fucking wanker' that's what id thinkI wonder what the people who work there must think of her stood there with her phone out
Probably thinking " who's that daft twat? "I wonder what the people who work there must think of her stood there with her phone out
Will there be turmeric? Or sweet potato? Topped off with a couple of cucumber stars? Oooh the excitement!I’m gonna bet her ice cold chocolate milkshake won’t be a case of throwing chocolate milkshake powder in cold milk
Will be interesting to see how she will mess that one up with a batty concoction
Nah, the car will have been loaded to the brim with ebay shit she has bought and stuff they have been gifted but she wont show that lot going in the general waste skips. Just the bits that can be recycled. And I bet that cardboard box arrived full of tat, you would flatten empty boxes so you can fit more in the carIs she so hard up for content that she took them few things to the dump?
I just read it. Appalling grammar, RandoM CapitaliSAtion in WOrds, simpering tone. Pardon me while I vomit. Also the part after the ceremony “now the hard part was over” excuse me? The hard part? It’s a wedding day for god’s sake what about it is hard? Unless it’s a long religious ceremony which is a bit boring and long then it’s NOT hard!For the love of god, what on earth was that? I had never seen pictures - other than the ones she slips into her stories on a slow day - of the wedding before, but my god, big fat gypsy wedding has nothing on that! And grey for the bridesmaids’ dresses, really? Also, I have never seen such a badly written piece of s**t in my life - obviously whoever wrote that must do zoph’s ghostwriting as the grammar, punctuation and spelling are atrocious! That alone would not make me want to get married there, let alone the fact that the Maldon princess had her nuptials there. Rant over, sorry!
Thats what I was thinking. You dont even have to break it up and put in a recycling bag. Just flatten it and the bin will still collect. Tbh I was expecting alot more boxes. I wonder if those amazon boxes that were already in there hersThat tip story really peed me off. Lazy arsed cow, why couldn’t she break the boxes down like most people would instead of taking up far more room than necessary. It’s common tip courtesy, just cos she can’t be arsed and as she’s got a Range Rover and she can just chuck the boxes in there as there so much room
The moment she got out the crystal pen the other day I knew she was trying to bring back old hinch sad thing is the more she tries to more do a dick she looksDoes anyone else feel that she’s trying to be the old Hinch at the dump. The kinda mock excitement tone that she’s doing reminds me of the reason I followed her.
Too little too late now she’s a sad, gushy, anxiety-ridden liar
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