Mrs Hinch #194 up above the world so high, ratty extensions and a Covid blow dry

[Ontheball]

And Stacey said Joe had gone out for the day, so he obviously really dislikes them two! I'd love to bump into him and ask him about them! If I was Jamie, I'd feel like a 3rd wheel, let the girls have their day out on their own!

Jamie would probably happily stay at home on his own and get peace for a few hours! Hinch can’t seem to go anywhere on her own especially with the baby.

 

[Curiousgeorgeme]

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Is hinch Playing chess and playing a game with tattle? Or will it be announced soon - a blue or pink rattle?

Are zoph and stace that slow that they don’t know we realise the baby or book announcements are about to blow

 

[OpenEyes90]

One of SS friends?

 

[Henny Penny]

God- bet the dog is on the cover too. there’s no other reason to take him.

 

[Katlen12]

How nice...half used tub of the pink stuff for her special friend! You arn’t a friend of Hinch, if she isn’t giving you her #gifted hand me down, cleaning products

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Someone mentioned her brown hair and blonde extensions and now I can’t stop looking at that picture. What colour will it be on the cover on the MEMWARRH I wonder?? Will she have a blue rinse????

Professional photoshoppers can still work.

One perfect platinum mane, immaculate makeup and nails, slightly less of the collarbones and a bit more bum and bust will feature on any cover.

 

[Nao7484]

Kate to the party sorry if it’s been said BUT we sure she ain’t pregnant again? Baggy dress, then a big coat, and she’s standing behind a tree stump and not got her body on show like Stacey?

 

[allforthegram]

Day13 :A peg for hanging socks

Day14 : a mini vest

 

[GingerWhinger]

B

An advent calendar? That’s it, I’m done with the world. If anyone wants me, I’ll be digging a big hole and planning my future life underground.

Also, why does she look so wooden and uncomfortable in every picture/video from today?

Because she’s not got total control, she can’t handle it

 

[mammaof3]

Late to the party again

I know they'll revel in all the negative comments and stuff, but if I was one of their actual real-life friends I'd be a little bit gutted, if not heartbroken that they don't even acknowledge any of their real friends. They don't have to be in photos, or in stories.......but you know the odd mention would, I'm sure, make their friends feel a little appreciated. Especially at this point in time.
If the only time you mention your friend is to up your insta engagement, then it doesn't really count.
I actually feel a little sorry for the pair of them this evening!

I wouldn't want to be friends with her after all this

Like the saying

With friends like that who needs enemies

 

[watermelon sugar]

I would of said Sir David Attenborough, he definitely wouldn’t approve of sophs millions of chemicals into the ocean

I'm a big Sir Ian Mckellen fan

 

[Lurkymclurkinson1]

Told by who?? Shes defo having her makeup done and they've told her to put this on to prep the skin from the 9 inch thick camoufkage she normally trowels on

 

[Scousedolly]

I’ve missed this baby news thing?!

someone commented on insta congratulations and said Trace let it slip x

 

[allforthegram]

I wonder if Carl Bembridge has binned her off as a client? I would not want my name to that rancid looking Barnet. Hmmm we shall wait and see

 

[Emf2206]

Has anyone got in touch with the media about the trolling from her followers? Especially all this in the last few days?

 

[Whitelilac]

Also
Though if the makeup artist etc are all
In her house that’s against the new rules. You can have one other household in your home now but not more than one. Quick someone call the cops

Good point. It's still only one other household inside the house, up to 6 only applies if they stay in the garden.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Lol the same hairdresser she didn't mention on his birthday whilst everyone else was gushing over him.... !!

Why would she it’s not her birthday?

I get the impression that dog really schtinks

Unless they are bathed regularly all cockers stink, just like cocks

 

[GingerWhinger]

Hahaha

Trace is in big trouble now

 

[Snazzy Cardigan]

I wonder if Carl Bembridge has binned her off as a client? I would not want my name to that rancid looking Barnet. Hmmm we shall wait and see

Carl will 100% be doing it for her today! She'll make out that it's still Saturday's blowdry though! Theres no way she'd do a book shoot without having it done

 

[Xrayspex85]

No sign of vestie ?