Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.

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watermelon sugar

She sounds so fucking bored when she advertises. My Mother always used to say to me, only boring people get bored so....

Also, she really badly comes across like she just tried absolutely everything to become an Instagrammer and just got lucky with the cleaning. Now it's so obvious that she is bored with it that's why she keeps trying to do make up but looks like a drag queen. Tries clothes but she looks like a chav...
Tries to be the next Alan Titchmarsh with the gardening...

Sophie Hinchmarsh
 
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Dickydoo123

You see, shit like this boils my piss. I mean, absolutely enrages the life out of me. Who the fuck does she think she is??? If they had threatened her life or safety I can accept her taking matters further but that isn’t the case here. To actually contact someones place of work, really??? I would fucking ruin her if she ever tried that shit with me. Those messages Grinch sent would be printed on thousands of flyers and fucking scattered across the tiny village of Maldon (population 64,000 you stupid cunt). They’d be plastered across social media, every newspaper I could find and to every company she represents. Then when she releases her dates for the weary as fuck book tour I would have them printed on placards where my friends and family would just stand, like sad fuckers and let the cult read while they’re lining up to meet that twat. I’d be such a royal pain up her arsehole she’d wish she’d just scrolled on by. I wish people would stand up for themselves and not be scared to ‘take on’ someone like her. It’s why they’re allowed to get away with the cunty behaviour

Anyway, on a lighter note can’t wait to see the hairdressers face when she untangles that sweaty bird mess on top of her bonce and a family of blue tits fly out the nest
 
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Astonishing

Kate to the party today as so busy!

those Beyoncé stories and Gretel! It was like she’d had one too many drinks (or something else) and couldn’t sleep and being erratic!!
i am sooooo tired of the we love you ronroneatseverythingimake

you love your son, we all love our kids too. Doesn’t mean we have to write it down everytime they eat a bit of dry chicken and a flour cake
 
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Bev1000

Lie number one in the ‘book of lie’ will be .. the papers say I’ve had cosmetic surgery, I’ve only had a band and my teeth straightened, which will infuriate me because it’s not true, she has 100% had her nose done as the tip has changed from her earlier pics and is a lot thinner, her teeth have also had composite bonding on And not just whitened. I have no problem with surgery but I’m going to be annoyed if she puts it in her book and denies it.
I bet she’ll also say she’s had death threats in the inbox, which I reckon has probably been once (but once is bad enough and shouldn’t happen) she’ll address stalking and how she can’t leave the house blah blah and I reckon she’ll also say this is the reason why Jamie is off work again another lie it’s to look after Robbie as she won’t be on her own with him.

im going on now but another thing she’ll address is comments about Robbie and stuff like that, there will be no proof what’s been said, just her word for it and we know she likes to lie and exaggerate the truth .. I’m Finding the need to do a memoir very very dramatic
 
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Sparklez

She has time as she has no job or life. Also her mother and husband look after the baby apart from when she’s filming for the gram

also don’t they say when your first introducing foods to babies keep trying the same stuff. Firstly to get them to see if they like it (but Ronnie seems to love all of his mothers wonderful cooking) and also to check for allergies
 
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Sparklez

That’s probably why she said it all

she’s thinks she’s the Beyoncé in the (pretend to) cleaning world

atkeast Ronnie will have lots to read around the house with the shite labels everywhere
 
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GingerWhinger

She wants her say & she’s been silent too long - according to Zoph.
But her followers will have to pay for the privilege when she could have addressed all the issues multiple times daily! She’s never off the gram.
 
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Cloff

Is she allowed to just use the phrase “this is me?” And the music?? She’s such a berk! Such a powerful song celebrating being different when all she does is copies other people and sits at home all day!
 
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Doodlebug71

I do believe Vestosterone sent her that message asking how to open and close the lid...all staged like soaking before dishwasher...hope this makes sense
 
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GingerWhinger

Oh she’s only 30! Remember at 30 we’ll all have written our memoirs.........has she found the cure for Covid?
 
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Blackjack2

Don’t want to give her ideas but she could
Quite easily create fake insta accounts and troll herself and publish them the same as she could come on here as ‘giraffe’ And cause trouble for us, If she had received said death threat type messages surely She would have gone to the police? Same as if she had gone to my employer I’d have gone round her house and asked what the problem is! She really thinks everyone is beneath her. Sophie with the sad hair.
 
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HinchesSousChef

I’m really liking joe Swash putting photos and videos of SS just being a mum with
Rex today. Whatever your view of SS you can see shes mumming in a way Hinch will never understand
 
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Astonishing

She’ll also say about the stalkers she’s had but don’t admit they are Hinchers... she’ll pretend they are tattlers
Even though I can think of nothing worse than wanting to “stalk” her
 
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Cupcakemum

fannysjohnny said:
She's mastered the technique of opening and closing the pod boxes,but not before Vougue William's got the gig on tv
Click to expand...
She didn't quite master not ripping the lids off and putting the open box at the bottom of the cupboard where Ronnie could reach them though.
Until she got educated by Tattle
 
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