Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.

[MrsBeardy]

Right, so we’re meant to believe that she’s only getting a blow dry (even though most hairdressers aren’t actually drying hair cos COVID) so whatever she’s getting done is obviously the full works and therefore likely to take all day. I would t out it past her getting her hairdresser and whoever else to come to the house.
Unless of course she pre recorded making Ronnie’s lunch today but we all know she’d never stoop so low as to prerecord content...

 

[shadyessex33]

I wonder how long her stories of Ronnie eating his lunch will last? I really wouldn’t want to watch him when he’s 5 years old scoffing his food

I hate watching and hearing people eat

The way she sped up that eating montage as well made the poor little git look like an absolute savage with his eating. She is so strange!

 

[losingmymindagain]

It’s quite bizarre how she puts on a show on making Ronnie such a amazing meal and then for herself she literally has spaghetti in a jug or nachos so weird? Like why can’t she make a meal like that for herself too lazy probably

Yeah I was thinking that too, such a song and dance about making him a hot lunch each day but never see her cooking an evening meal for the family!

 

[MrsD33]

Behind the Scam: What Does It Take to Be a ‘Best-Selling Author’? $3 and 5 Minutes.

I would like to tell you about the biggest lie in book publishing. It appears in the biographies and social media profiles of almost every…

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This is the article I was on about yesterday about how easy it is to get a bestseller on Amazon

 

[Missinthebackground]

Hang on.. I didn’t think hairdressers were allowed to blow dry at the moment.. correct me if I’m wrong - I’m just learning guyzzz!

Some countries have banned it, but not the UK. My mum is a hairdresser and starting back on Monday. The advice in regards to blowdrying Is just to keep the salon well ventilated.

 

[Jyhy1110]

The way she sped up that eating montage as well made the poor little git look like an absolute savage with his eating. She is so strange!

Makes me feel sick especially sped up aswell, even watching my own child eat makes me feel ill sometimes and he’s only 19 months It’s like a washing machine mouth all the food going round so watching someone else’s kid puts me off

 

[shadyessex33]

Makes me feel sick especially sped up aswell, even watching my own child eat makes me feel ill sometimes and he’s only 19 months It’s like a washing machine mouth all the food going round so watching someone else’s kid puts me off

My poor husband when he is eating. Sometimes he’ll really be enjoying it but can feel me giving him daggers haha

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Behind the Scam: What Does It Take to Be a ‘Best-Selling Author’? $3 and 5 Minutes.

I would like to tell you about the biggest lie in book publishing. It appears in the biographies and social media profiles of almost every…

medium.com

This is the article I was on about yesterday about how easy it is to get a bestseller on Amazon

She's a best seller like the Kardashian's are billionaires, it's all lies + smoke and mirrors.

 

[Fruityloop1980]

Who noticed ronnies spoon, I’d love him to fill it up and throw the food up her walls. It was in sight for all to see it was nearly the same size of a garden spade

 

[Missinthebackground]

She's managed to trademark just "hinch" (or her limited company that she solely owna has) for a load of things:

Search for a trade mark - Intellectual Property Office

trademarks.ipo.gov.uk

Someone else owns hinch for alcohol (excluding beer)

Not that there's anything wrong with protecting your brand, it's standard and expected when you're a big revenue making commodity. But stop pretending to be Sophie from the village that's all on her own and flummoxed by the simple asa and CMA rules.

The town over from me is called ballynahinch and a brewery has brought out a whisky called hinch. I refuse to buy it because of the name

 

[Blackjack2]

Not so PETRIFIED any more then. Covid is still here.

 

[ragdollmissy]

Right, so we’re meant to believe that she’s only getting a blow dry (even though most hairdressers aren’t actually drying hair cos COVID) so whatever she’s getting done is obviously the full works and therefore likely to take all day. I would t out it past her getting her hairdresser and whoever else to come to the house.
Unless of course she pre recorded making Ronnie’s lunch today but we all know she’d never stoop so low as to prerecord content...

Hinch is getting camera ready for her photo shoot don't you know. The dentist visit (botox injections) extreme dieting (she looks sickly) the new hair reveal (anything is better than the dead animal on top of her head) and the (wedding) dress she wore to Ronron's birthday. I for one can't wait for the big reveal.

 

[Yel]

The town over from me is called ballynahinch and a brewery has brought out a whisky called hinch. I refuse to buy it because of the name

To be honest they're probably pissed off as because of her they had to file a trademark as her team would have tried to nab as many categories as possible

Nothing to do with her as you can tell with decent packaging, please support

 

[Dwj]

If everyone on here unfollower her, we could see if her followers go down. You can view her without being a follower

I don’t follow her She blocked me for liking a comment by another person on her post

 

[Bigbluebox]

I don’t follow her She blocked me for liking a comment by another person on her post

Same I only liked the comment asking if she enjoyed her bbq

I’m not buying he ate those pineapple pieces. I have all my teeth and still struggle

 

[OpenEyes90]

You can unfollow her and then still view her stories - I do that

Yep me too

 

[Hattie2468]

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I have just watched (we can’t say in here obv) another insta person saying they’ve had messages from people who sent normal messages to hinch. Who replied then blocked them. Then a few weeks later either Hinch herself or Veston or their team sent messages to these peoples WORK and doxxed them telling lies about them to their bosses. Now, obviously receipts are needed. But who the bleeping hell does that???
“I don’t like zoflora Sophie it’s nasty to dogs” Hinchy blocks then sits on it. Then doxxes and reports to workplaces. I can’t get over this. Yet she’s going to write lies in her memoirs. Get in the bin. #bekond Rules don’t apply to her

If that's true, she's the biggest troll of them all! Absolutely disgusting behaviour, so sad that she won't be called out in it and she'll get away with it. Anyone with an opinion is clearly a bully

 

[Hattie2468]

They are upping their game, making it as profitable as possible.
I’m surprised there isn’t a reality tv show in the pipeline, a la The Baby Diaries etc - there’s an idea for you Zoph! At home with The Hinches

Fcuk no don't give them ideas!!!

 

[Eat more cake]

That Beyonce nonsense was practically word for word what her army say about her.
'She is everything', 'she has helped me so much in life', 'just watching her makes me feel better'.
I don't understand why a utensil jar with what is clearly utensils in it needs a special label saying utensils on it .
That poor child has no clue each day what his little digestion will be forced to work through, it's just all a bit much now these recipes. Give him roast beef or something, a good old Yorkshire Pud to chew on.

 

[Hattie2468]

Cleark

It’s quite bizarre how she puts on a show on making Ronnie such a amazing meal and then for herself she literally has spaghetti in a jug or nachos so weird? Like why can’t she make a meal like that for herself too lazy probably

Clearly looking for a collaboration (freebies) from baby companies like Ella's kitchen/Organix

either that or its a hint to her publishers, book no5 baby hinch recipes