Surprised she hasn’t turned comment off by now hahaBig shout-out to Mammy's restaurant who's lurking here having a little read !
Since I mentioned how many new followers her little story shout out gave me she has removed it from her stories.
We had our 5 minutes of Fame and slap on the wrist
Mrs Hinch #183 Go Ronnie it’s your birthday but we’re gonna party like it’s my birthday!
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That poor boys face is on hundreds of strangers social media. I don’t know how she sleeps at night.
I bet she is loving all her Fanzzzzzz being on tenterhooks, waiting for her to grace them with more photos
Just been on my insta page & seen a pic of mum & dad holding onto their newborn babies hand & I thought ‘aww how lovely’ it wasn’t till I got to the comments that’s it’s actually Hinch & vest with Ronalds hand, they are gushing about how it’s his birthday, I thought to myself duck off you weird person! My husband always says why do people wish other people’s kids a happy birthday on SM? Not like the kid has it & can answer back saying ‘thanks!’
Desperate attention seekers
I’m miserable and think that about people that wish their dead relatives happy birthday on Facebook. I don’t mean a memorial post I mean one pointed at them “dear great,great grandmother, today you turn 157. Have a great day in heaven”
like I say though, I’m a miserable cow.
They all act the big I am and then wimp out almost immediately, so disappointing.
New thread in about 19 hours, magnificent work guyzzzzzzzz
Fantastic effort today tattlers! Let’s see if we can get another thread by the time this birthday is over
I always wonder if they’re expecting a heavenly reply. Like wtf. Did you 150 year old gran have fb hun or no?
I hope the neighbour has lit a bonfire to celebrate 
Don’t worry there are a whole herd of us out here feel the same
She doesn't sleep remember
This sickens my happiness!!! Winds me right up!!!
@Cupcakemum and @Bigbluebox, your going to have to share this oneOh wow my first thread title guyzzzz how did this happen to me? I haven’t even got any day old popcorn and soggy sandwiches prepared. Best get out of the cheerio sandpit, put my tacky bridesmaid dress on and put some spaghetti in a jug to celebrate. Does that make sense? Atv!
Congratulations you have won an invite to the Hinch Farm after party lockdown/in bash
The lockin starts in the gazebo with a resounding rendition of "Hes a Jolly Good Fellow" after which Henry will be signing Pawtographs in exchange for a sausage. Selfies taken for a small extra charge or a donation to the Henry Hinch foundation for overweight spaniels owned by Insta z listers (in other words him).
Then you will make your way to the lounge area for leftovers - choices are - hard boiled/poached eggs on rabbit shaped toast (may have a slight after taste of ham about them), some cheerios soil in a cup with broccoli and the star snack - deconstructed Hinch Nachos (doritos, with a chilli sauce dip and some grated cheese on the side) and that every popular crowd pleaser cheesy balls. (as per usual Ella meals will be available for a small extra charge)
After the feast it's the Gift Tour. Marvel at the expanse of plastic, gasp in amazement at the amount of 4+ toys little Ronblesshim has to look forward to. ( garage presents are off limits at this time)
Next it's party games - guess how long the toys will take to biodegrade, pin the tail on the handsnomes, how many people have been blocked today and that old favourite pass the buck and deny everything.
It's not all fun and games though, don't forget those toilet buckets will need emptying, the fag ends won't clean themselves up and the dishes need soaking so don't be a party pooper, roll your sleeves up and get stuck in .
Its time for the night to end, Soph has gone to bed to read tattle, Henry is in a sausage induced coma on the settee and little Ronblesshim is none the wiser about what happened today.
Don't forget to blow the wax melts out ,say bye bye to the pissy stick heart, flick the lights on and off, then tippy toe past Jaymeee lying snoring on the settee, best vest on, the slight glimpse of a Lenor tumble dryer sheet sticking out from his underpants.
Happy Birthday Ron
I've seen so many brilliant names on here for Henry. Jabba the Mutt and Pedigree Chunk had to be my two favourites though
Ok so can we talk abiut the fact that there are literal fan pages for Ronnie? This makes me feel ill tbh. The fact that there are folk out there so obsessed with her baby. I don't even have a child and I feel sick at the idea of people being so obsessed with my imaginary child. How does she not see that she needs to protect him?
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She loves it. She’s stupid enough to think it’s ok to plaster her son’s image everywhere. Has no concept whatsoever of the dangers. Poor little boy. She thinks she’s doing a great job.
I think there’s also an element that it’s ‘ok because it’s women’ as soon as it was a man she was onto it. Absolute madness when you have no idea who is behind a page or how dangerous anyone is. Never mind the fact it’s just plain weird.
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